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2010 World Cup Our Balls: Hottest Players (Semifinals)
Jul 6th
What!! This shits is almost over (cry, cry) and we’re down to the final four teams, each of whom have thrown up their final hottie to make their way into the finals. In the finals, each team will show the three guys they’ve shown thusfar to help us determine who is the hottest team. Hollerdaise sauce!
Match 13: United States vs. Netherlands
DONOVAN
SNEIJDER
Match 14: Argentina vs. Spain
RODRIGUEZ
VILLA
Who wins in the following matches y’all?
Match 13: Donovan or Sneijder?
Match 14: Rodriguez or Villa?
2010 World Cup Our Balls: Hottest Players (Quarterfinals)
Jun 30th
Now to the second round! In order to ultimately become the hottest team in the 2010 World Cup Our Balls, each team should show a wealth of hotness across their squad — so in this second round the teams will have to compete with a different player than the one that appeared in the Round of 16. And although (admittedly) Nick was right that Veloso is actually the hottest Portuguese player, they still lost to Spain. Oh well huhns.
Check out these Quarterfinal match-ups…
Match 9: Uruguay vs. United States
SUAREZ
FEILHABER
Match 10: Argentina vs. England
AGUERO
COLE
Match 11: Netherlands vs. Brazil
VAN PERSIE
NILMAR
Match 12: Paraguay vs. Spain
ALCARAZ
FABREGAS
Who wins in the following matches, y’all??
Match 9: Suarez or Feilhaber?
Match 10: Aguero or Cole?
Match 11: Van Persie or Nilmar?
Match 12: Alcaraz or Fabregas?
Check out the actual Quarterfinal games in the World Cup this Friday and Saturday!
2010 World Cup Our Balls: Hottest Players (Round of 16)
Jun 28th
Our winners from Matches 3 & 4 are Defoe (England) and Higuain (Argentina)! They’ll play each other in the next round, but now let’s turn our classy eyes toward the last four matches in the Round of 16:
Match 5: Netherlands vs. Slovakia
AFELLAY
SESTAK
Match 6: Brazil vs. Chile
ROBINHO
SANCHEZ
Match 7: Paraguay vs. Japan
BONET
HASEBE
Match 8: Spain vs. Portugal
VALDES
SIMAO
Who wins, y’all?
Match 5: Afellay or Sestak?
Match 6: Robinho or Sanchez?
Match 7: Bonet or Hasebe?
Match 8: Valdes or Simao?
Damn, girrlllsss, this shits is heatin’ up! Holler.
On Wednesday we’ll start the Quarterfinals!!
2010 World Cup Our Balls: Hottest Players (Round of 16)
Jun 26th
Our winners from the first two matches were Abreu of Uruguay and Bocanegra of United States. They’ll play each other in the next round, but now let’s turn our classy eyes toward the next two matches in the Round of 16:
Match 3: Germany vs. England
TASCI
DEFOE
Match 4: Argentina vs. Mexico
HIGUAIN
TORRES
Who wins, y’all??
Match 3: Tasci or Defoe?
Match 4: Higuain or Torres?
Also: check these hotties play in their actual matches tomorrow afternoon! Woot.
2010 World Cup Our Balls: Hottest Players Knockout Stage (Round of 16)
Jun 25th
We’ve got the final 16 teams placed in the 2010 World Cup, but on D@2 the championship won’t be decided by who scores the most goals. Instead, each team puts forth their hottest players and the entire team will advance based on who makes us scream “eeeooooooh huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaay!” loudest & longest.
Match 1: Uruguay vs. South Korea
ABREU
KI
Match 2: United States vs. Ghana
BOCANEGRA
BOATENG
Who wins, y’all?
Match 1: Abreu or Ki?
Match 2: Bocanegra or Boateng?
Also: check these hotties play in their actual matches tomorrow afternoon! Woot.