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Like my first story “The Tales of Trollgatha and Heifer“, I made this story up as I went along, and I didn’t revise it at all.

I call it… The Tales of Trollgatha and Cockfie.

Once upon a time there was a small man named Cockfie. Cockfie liked to bike, do yoga, and read books about history. He was very happy with his life except that he was lonely, and wished to share his life with another. One fall morning while biking through town Cockfie came across an unusual sound. He stopped and listened for a bit trying to figure out what could be making such a horrible sound. As he got closer and closer it was now evident that the sound was coming from Golden Gate Park. He thought to himself “Could it be Trollgatha? Who would cross that horrible thing without offering it burritos?” He went to investigate. As he walked up toward the enormous foul smelling beast he noticed that Trollgatha had been sitting on someone. It was a young mousy looking girl. She screamed for Cockfie to help her, and without hesitation Cockfie ran to the nearest trash can and pulled out a week old poppy seed bagel with cream cheese wrapped in foil. He ran toward Trollgatha and yelled “Here, you nasty monster… now let her go”, and he threw the bagel at Trollgatha. The bagel landed on its chest sticking to all that nappy hair, and all that Trollgatha could see was the shiny reflection of the foil. “Uuhhhh Brooches!” Trollgatha yelled. Trollgatha was so excited he started gyrating on his stump. Cockfie ran toward the girl and tried to pull her from underneath Trollgatha’s enormous thighs. Lucky for them both all the gyrating caused Trollgatha’s ass to start sweating and with all the moisture dripping down it provided enough lubricant to slide the girl free. Cockfie and the girl ran as fast as they could away from Trollgatha.

That night Cockfie and the girl whose name was Kittoris spent the night together. She rode him like he had never been rode before, and as Cockfie fell asleep he finally knew that he had found the girl for him. All his dreams had come true. The next morning as Cockfie woke from his sleep he noticed that Kittoris was gone. He sat there in bed, tears welled up inside his eyes replaying the events of last night wondering what he had done wrong when he noticed something else was missing! His balls were gone! He jumped out of bed, ran outside and with a huge smile on his face he yelled “She does love me!” From that day on Cockfie did everything Kittoris wanted, and he never said no to her. He truly was a man with no balls.