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Lost Characters
May 20th
After burning through the first 5 seasons of lost as of late, I have been thinking about The Island a lot. So many mysteries, so many characters.
With only a few minutes of free time at work (not enough to watch an episode) I have decided to type up a few lists.
Top 5 Best Characters (rated by entertainment value)
5.Sayid
4. Locke
3. Ben
2. Hurley
1. Sawyer
Notice that the best characters are all men? So how about some love for the ladies. Not that there is a large pool of attractive women in lost but, here is are my five favorite, with Nick’s ranking system attached.
5. Claire – 3
4. Alex – 4 (I know she is 16 in the show, but in real life Tanya Ramonde is 22!)
3. Anna Lucia – 5
2. Naomi -5
1. Kate -5
The top three are all bombshells worth the poop. Kate’s mousiness is just too much for me to resist.
Movies, Gurrl
May 7th
Nick and Benutty couldn’t decide what to watch a couple nights ago after Lost ended. This video details that account.
Nick’s Greatest Moments: The Lyons Incident
Mar 3rd
If you were drunk, and in midtown Sacramento in 2004 you probably ended up at Lyons Restaurant after 2am to sober up. Lyons was pretty popular with gay crowds then, but had recently seen an influx of straight people after a shooting at Denny’s down the street.
So here we are waiting at Lyons for a table at around 2:30 in the morning, and I was into some deep conversation with my friends. We had been discussing a recent article I read about average penis sizes per country, and that the article claimed that people in China on average had the smallest penises. Unfortunately standing right in front of us was this big group of Chinese mafia types, and they were not happy to hear that.
- Chinese Girl: Are you talking shit about Chinese people?
- Me: Um Yea… private conversation here.
- Chinese Girl: You better not be talking shit about Chinese people because we’ll fuck you up.
- Me: We were talking about how Chinese guys have small dicks… (in a lower voice) and apparently they’re stupid bitches too.
With that we obviously argued for quite some time until we finally got a table. I was looking at the menu when the next thing I know I got punched in the face. I look up, and there is this little Chinese guy standing across the table from me.
- Chinese Guy: Why you call my girl a bitch?
- Me: Because she’s a bitch like you!
He lunged at me again, but a couple of friends of mine got up and stopped him from getting any closer. Then the Chinese girl came up beside me, and punched me in the face. Well lets be real for a second… she did her best to punch me in the face. It was more like a mosquito bite. At this point all the employees at Lyons got involved, and the Chinese mafia ran out of the place. The manager at Lyons called the cops, and when they arrived they asked me all sorts of questions. Finally they told me that they had picked up the mafia, and had them sitting outside. They wanted me to identify them, so that I could press charges. I went outside with the officer, and walked over where the mafia was sitting. I looked at them, and started to laugh.
- Me: Um… wrong minority. They were Asian, not Latino. Nice try though.
And that… is one of Nick’s Greatest Moments.
Month in Media: February
Feb 28th
Let’s take a look at the things in entertainment that the D@2 bloggers loved most in the month of February!
Benutty
YouTube Clip – Jiz: The Abortion Episode by Sienna d’Enima
I’m sorry. The Jiz episodes are like The Amazing Race at the Emmys — they will always be my favorite clips so long as a new one has come out! This one in particular is fucking brillballs2012. The queen that makes these is meticulous about timing and creating dialogue that fits with the characters’ movements. Lovesmucho.
D@2 Post – The Truth about Gary Jr and Alfie…
Alfie doesn’t post often, but this shit killed me. He’s a quick study, having already learned how to be funnier than Nick. Work it, mamiauntieKe$hahoney.
TV Show – Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains
You know I love this shit, mami. On their 20th season and it’s still thought-provoking, fresh, and charitable. The only thing that could make it better is me being cast on a season with Ozzy Lusth. Or him marrying me, thank you.
Music – Rude Boy by Rihanna
This bitch can do no wrong in my book. I even liked her when she got beat up. Even Glambert called this song/video fresh. Her new album is highly underrated, and this song is proof of it!
SNL Skit – New Car Horns featuring Jenny Slate
Hiiii-lo! Jenny Slate will be the new star of SNL once Wiig leaves, suriously. And this clip came just in time to make the February media list — airing Feb. 27th when Jennifer Lopez hosted. This fucking bitch Tina Tina kills me! If you never saw her original skit New Doorbells then you must watch that also. So good. Beep. Honk honk. Whhhhhhhat?
Gary Jr.
YouTube Clip – To the Mothership Sucka by K80Blog
I have always been in love with K80Blog. I think she is brilliant and I love her bestie, KateReadsBooks. Anyhoosiers, they are creative and keep me coming back for more. I wasn’t sure if I should use their interview series but I decided instead on this one. Mostly because I love her lips when she’s talking alien, I love the alien voice, I love the inane discussion about toast and I love the fact that she saved her pup from alien destruction. Awww. Thank you K80Blog. That will be negative $5. Fuck you Charles. I’m a lady! I believe the children are our future.
D@2 Post – The World’s First DeadRuntz Comic
This post killed me! Even though Nick posted it. It was clearly a collaboration between all the hunnies and therefore it was awesome! Honorable Mentions go to a dirty tranny, a hilarious comic from a viewer and a YouTube clip from a troll.
TV Show – Lost
I’m sorry but I need to mention Lost. I need some answers. And I love all the weird stuff that’s happen. Is Jacob bad? Eeee. I don’t know! Is it good versus evil? And I’m so excited. Honorable Mention goes to RuPaul’s Drag Race.
Music – Kids by MGMT
Ever since 3rin mentioned them during our Grammy’s posts, I’ve been listening to them. I’m loving them. Although, I think this video is kinda creepy, I also kinda LOVE it. What the hell is wrong with me? Don’t answer that, you dirty whores.
Olympians I’d Like to Sleep with – Shaun White and/or/threesomes with Evan Lysacek
I could care less about which country wins skeleton or curling. I only watch this shit to fantasy about all the hot bodies. I don’t care if Shaun White is a ginger or not. I’d do him. I love that hair and strong chin. Evan Lysacek….baby, Ima do you and do you hard. Nuf said. Hey Evan, wanna hear a joke. I just put a roofie in your drink. Haha. Funny. But not kidding.
Nick
D@2 Post – So What! Who Cares?!?
This is probably one of my favorite posts of all time. This stupid bitch kills me… seriously someone needs to follow Gary Jr. around and film his life. Poor Misha.
Music – Rocket by Goldfrapp
After her departure from dance/electronica for her last album, bitch brings back the dance with this one. I love the 80′s flare it has, seriously one of the best songs in a long time.
TV Show – RuPaul’s Drag Race
Um how could you not like a show featuring drag queens battling it out to be the next drag superstar. Off it. Plus to make things sweeter, they give these messes alcohol which ramps up the drama. Gay man’s dream.
Sports – The Winter Olympics
I have been obsessed with the Winter Olympics this month!!! It’s so nice to see different types of sports on TV at prime time. Basketball, Football, and Baseball just get so fucking boring to watch all the time. Highlights for me were Snowboard Cross, Ski Cross, Ice Dancing, Luge, Speed Skating, and Figure Skating. It’s sad to write this though because today was the last day of the Olympics… I’m watching the closing ceremonies as I write this, but I guess I’ll have to start looking forward to the 2012 Summer Olympics in London.
iPhone App – Lose It!
Hello… Everybody knows how I am trying to lose weight thru calorie counting n shit, and this is the best app to get for that. It’s so easy to keep tracked of everything, and it even sends you reminders to enter in your meals. You can also add friends, and lose weight together. Sadly none of my friends wanted to join with me.
DeadRuntz Comics #1
Feb 23rd
So I have been working on a comic strip for like a month now. My original idea was to use pictures of animals, but it was not easy finding a pig, cow, troll, monkey, rooster…etc all drawn by the same artist. (Yes I have to have them all look the same.) Benutty showed me how to create these avatars which he later used in his Roll Call post. I had already made my own version of myself and Gary when he posted it, so I decided to scrap them, and use Benutty’s as my base. So big thanks to Benutty for helping me along with this. Enjoy.
You Know What I Hate?
Feb 3rd
I hate fat cows who don’t go to Jack in the Box with Benutty and me. Your loss mother fucker!!!
PS-Lost was crazy shit tonight!!
Peeing My Pants: TV in 2010
Jan 7th
Let’s be real, I just pissed myself. At the moment, TV is my boyfriend and I’ll wet my cooter over season premieres all fucking day. And after a shitty 2009 in film, it has got to be television that will bring the A game in 2010. Here’s the 10 shows I’m looking most forward to in the coming year.
American Idol
Idol was back last year with the phenom that is Adam Lambert. Kris and Allison tore it up, too, and we all loved making fun of Blindy, Wannabe Rounds, and Daughtry2. Hopefully this year can match up, and to add fuel to the fire, it may be Simon’s last year! Can’t miss that! Aaaah. Spare me Ellen — she’ll be worthless… and sober. Hopefully Kara gets naked again.
(FOX – Tuesday, 1/12 @ 8 pm)
Ugly Betty
Stop hating, start watching again. Betty is still one of the most well-written shows out there for anyone with an ear for gay sarcasm. This show has one of the best casts and pulls out the stereotypes to a tee. The latino-flare taken straight out of the best telenovelas keeps the show spicy, dramatic, and escapist. I always look forward to this one, and as long as the hot Jewish, rich boyfriend sticks around, I will, too.
(ABC – Wednesdays @ 10 pm)
The Deep End
This is a new lawyer show that everyone is saying is the new Grey’s and all that. Listen, all I care about is Mehcad Brooks (True Blood & Desperate Housewives) and BILLY ZANE! Are you kidding me?! Billy Zane? He like invented guyliner! Naturally! Looks interesting, has hot guys. Why wouldn’t you watch it?
(ABC – Thursday, 1/21 @ 8 pm)
Spartacus: Blood and Sand
If you haven’t seen the trailers for the new cable-television sex & violence show then check it out. Hot, sweaty Romans mixed with blood and cum, and some decent stylized cinematography reminiscent of 300, sounds like a recipe for a perfect DVR date for all the single gays — and you know what kinda ring Spartacus is gonna be puttin on it. And the network has already contracted the show for a second season so you know they have faith in it!
(Starz – Friday, 1/22 @ 10 pm)
Lost
I don’t really need to explain this one. Final season of one of the most immaculate shows of our generation. ‘nough said. Let the pee dribble.
(ABC – Tuesday, 2/2 @ 8 pm)
Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains
I am a huge fan of this show! I like sweat this shit. For the 20th season they’re bringing back the nicest and the naughtiest of previous seasons for the 3rd all-stars run of this true pioneer of reality-competition TV. You can’t deny that the more-or-less unchanged format of outwit, outplay, outlast is still intriguing and still magic on the small screen. And Russell, the nastiest dirtiest wettest pig of ‘em all, is back to play these whores for dumb again! Gotta love it.
(CBS – Thursday, 2/11 @ 8 pm)
Parenthood
I don’t know much about this one, but that it is a remake of something that was probably stupid before and won’t be now. I mean — Peter Krause and Craig T. Nelson are tried-and-true, and perhaps this one will strengthen the family drama/sitcom party recently perfected by Brothers & Sisters and Modern Family. I’ll give it a shot.
(NBC – 3/1)
And farther into the future, but still darkening the crotch on my pants:
Mad Men – Season 4
Last season started off a bit slow, but finished with some great episodes! Although the show is presumably about the “Men,” it really is all about the women and the actresses who portray them never disappoint. The best part about this show is its focus on character development moreso than plot. This one can’t come back soon enough.
Glee – Season 1, Part 2
Um. Is it April yet? A full episode of just Madonna songs?! Nick just pissed herself. Jealous.
True Blood – Season 3
Loosely based on the third Sookie Stackhouse novel, Club Dead, in this new season we will see the emergence of the werewolf and maybe a good love triangle or something. And for those of us who have read the books, there is always the excitement of not knowing what will go down for all of the characters the show brings in that are sorely underdeveloped in the novels.
So those are the ten shows I’m most looking forward in the new season. But I can’t mention television without pointing out two other very exciting events:
- Brothers & Sisters. Too good to be in a list among other shows. This one will always stand on its own. And I cry every time. Fuck you, Sally Field, for wetting my cheeks.
- TYRA AND OPRAH ARE ENDING! Fuck the pee, I just jizzed all over my thighs! I’ve never heard more exciting news in my life.
Need a towel,
Benutty