Dead at 2am » little Samoan bastard chub baby http://www.deadat2am.com Next stop... Whores! Wed, 23 Nov 2011 01:07:21 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc So What! Who Cares?!? http://www.deadat2am.com/2010/06/so-what-who-cares-15/ http://www.deadat2am.com/2010/06/so-what-who-cares-15/#comments Tue, 08 Jun 2010 05:10:09 +0000 Gary Jr. http://www.deadat2am.com/?p=2688 So Misha and I went to the beach this weekend. Alameda has a really cute little strip of beach. And there were tons of kids and families playing. Anyway, I stripped down to my cutie little panties. And did  a little sunbathing. My milky whiteness almost instantly burned. And you know how fat I am and sensitive so I was pretty nervous to be so exposed on the beach.

Anyway, this family walks by us and I hear this little kid start laughing and then I heard him saying, “Oh my god. Look at that. Hahahaha.” Then I hear Misha call him a little bastard. So I roll over and see this huge Samoan family and a fat little Samoan kid pointing and laughing at me.

I take off my sunglasses and look right at the fat little mess before me. And I yell out, “Take it all in, fatty. You’re looking into your future, chub boy!” That shut him up.

So What! Who cares?!?

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