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Question of the Week 03/27 – 04/02
Mar 31st
Ok, so tell me, how does a middle-aged (yet, somewhat cool) straight couple attend a Lady GaGa concert and fit in? I don’t think we are part of her “Little Monsters”, but we do love her! We really want to go, but don’t want to feel old and ordinary.
Latex.
Impeccable knowledge of song lyrics.
Tight jeans.
Total excitement.
Love.
Eye makeup.
More eye makeup.
Original up-do.
Naughty thoughts.
Shiny things, like glitter.
Trendy yet unique accessories.
Eat before, but not too much.
Raise your claw.
Smuggle in alcohol.
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Question of the Week 03/27 – 04/02
Mar 27th
This week’s question was asked by AuntF of Benicia, CA:
Ok, so tell me, how does a middle-aged (yet, somewhat cool) straight couple attend a Lady GaGa concert and fit in? I don’t think we are part of her “Little Monsters”, but we do love her! We really want to go, but don’t want to feel old and ordinary.
Let me break it down:
- I have met both of you and you two are anything but old and/or ordinary
- Lady Gaga loves all her fans equally no matter what the age (except for Gary Jr.)
- I’ve seen you drink girl… so pick up some beers at the concession stand and go wild (or bring some Patron… hunnns)
- Most of all… Who gives a fuck what anyone thinks… You go to that concert and have a great fucking time.
Thanks for the question btw.
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