Posts tagged Lane Bryant stretch pants

She Does Her Little Turn On The Catwalk

Aug 5th

Posted by Shawnito in Posts by Shawnito

15 comments

So the Black sheep walks by and goes to the elevator and does a catwalk turn as she pushes the button to go downstairs yesterday. This is the conversation we had after

Black sheep

Did you see that? i did a catwalk turn.

Shawnito

Yeah too bad you did it in those shoes.

I will give it to the bitch she did pay a lot of money for all that UGLY. Its no big secret that i have never liked her shoes, but i look past them because i love her long time :)

UPDATE: My shoes

Black sheep would not let me take a pic of her busted ass shoes. yeah thats right i said it.

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The Ways I Have Created A “Salty Bitch”

Jul 27th

Posted by Shawnito in Posts by Shawnito

7 comments

Monday

Shawnito:

Hey look at me in my Lane Bryant stretch pants

Co-worker:

You know I shop there right?

Shawnito:

…….(walking away)

Co-worker:

Now I’m salty

Shawnito:

They’re not Lane Bryant stretch pants they’re Kenneth Cole

Co-worker:

Label whore


Tuesday

Co-worker:

Good morning Shawnito

Shawnito:

Good morning (walks over to her desk)

Hey Aretha Franklin

Co-worker:

Oh no you didn’t ( rips off giant hair bow and throws it on her desk)

Now I’m salty

Time of death 9:45am. R.I.P giant Aretha hair bow.

I think its going to be a salty week here at the office.

what will tomorrow bring?

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