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Posts tagged Kylie
Our Lady Redeemer: Lucky Penny
Jan 28th
If there’s one thing you should know, you should know that the divas love some late night Lucky Penny. Lily and Sandy are our lady lovers at the Lucky Penny. Nick gets the chicken melt, Benutty gets omelets with sour cream on the side and I get the San Franciscan burger with extra pickles.
Long ago, I received a picture and text from Benutty. It read:
“12 kylie concerts = 3 tragic drag queens outside the fox = 12 trips to penny = 48 sour cream sides = jealous?”
Notice the glorious lights beckoning outward from Penny. Luring its victims into her oh-so-fried bosom.
Gary Jr. Sings a Song for His Sweetums
Jan 1st
This is what happens when you leave Gary Jr. alone with a voice recorder, a bottle of champagne and a Kylie CD.
Toodles,
Gary Jr.

