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This Place About To Blow
Feb 25th
Ke$ha – Blow (Video)
This place is bout to blow alright cause Ke$ha is killing it! I just watched Ke$ha’s new video for Blow and it is AH-mazing! It has everything you could have ever wanted in a video… unicorns, rainbows, Ke$ha not looking homeless, fighting, champes, and of course a sexy looking James Van Der Beek. The dialogue between Ke$ha and James had me weak… The whole video is just so over the top ridiculous. It is what I imagine Benutty’s dreams to be like because that fool has some far out dreams.
LOVE IT
Jennifer Lopez – On The Floor (Feat. Pitbull)
J-Lo has returned to making simple dance songs and I love it. I was a big J-Lo fan back in the day but then she decided to get really ghetto, and I am sorry… it just did not work for me. This song does have some rap in it, but it doesn’t ruin the song like the way the rap at the beginning of Umbrella by Rihanna ruined that song. I know a lot of the songs on her new album were produced by Red One so it sounds like it is going to be a good album. Looking forward to it. Let’s just hope her video is good.
LOVE IT
Teenage Dream
Aug 25th
So this week Katy Perry’s second album Teenage Dream came out. I spent the day listening to it and here is my review:
Katy Perry – Teenage Dream
Sell out!
Fortunately for me I love when artists sell out, because it means they produced an album that is pure pop and catchy. This is honestly my favorite kind of music, as I’m a big homo! Obviously I am totally over California Gurls… so played out! Songs like Teenage Dream, Last Friday Night (TGIF), and The One That Got Away are great songs though that would remind anyone of the good times they had when they were younger and therefore you can appreciate the silliness of the songs. But songs like Firework and Hummingbird Heartbeat sound like some shit Kara DioGuardi would have wrote… for all I know she did. Peacock reminds me a lot of Dinosaur by Ke$ha or really anything from that tragic mess. Skip over Who Am I Living For?… fucking awful!
Overall I think it’s a good listen… I give it a 3.5 out of 5 on the D@2 sex scale. ( I would tell some people I did it)… ummmm… wait… whatever.
Yeah! What DOES That Make You?
Jul 29th
Apparently it was Ke$ha that said this, and NOT Gary-Ke$ha as originally assumed by national media:
“I have a song I wrote the other night called Take It Off about when I went to a drag show and how really turned on I was by these transvestite men taking clothes off. I was like, what does that even make me?”
It makes you Alfie.
Ke$ha is a Giants Fan!
Jun 3rd
Sat next to Ke$ha in the bleachers at the Giants game tonight. Swear. Look!
Ta ta ta talkin bout
Percy Jackson: The Movie
Feb 12th
Please tell me that I did not just hear Lady Gaga and Ke$ha in the middle of the new Percy Jackson movie. I was half a second away from pulling out my voice recorder and making a sweetums recording.
Basically, this movie was made for Benutty and me.
So good.
Party Game: The $3 Shuffle
Feb 11th
I come from a family of notorious gamblers. Any chance we get to bet our hard-earned Ke$ha against the wits & talents of each other we take it! Hold’em Tournaments, football pools, Survivor/Bachelor/Amazing Race/Big Brother/American Idol pools, Reno/Tahoe/Indian casinos, and now — The $3 Shuffle — thanks to Aunt F and HRH Hannah!
Next time you’ve got a fair-sized group of people hanging out try playing this game — it’s a great ice-breaker because it gets everyone excited and there is rarely any arguing considering it’s all based on luck.
The $3 Shuffle
ingredients:
- as many people as possible
- $3 per person
- die
1) sit/stand around a table with each person placing their $3 in front of them
2) starting with the eldest (or youngest, or whoever you goddamn want) each player will roll the die once per turn, and depending on the # they roll they will either pass one of their dollars, throw one into the pot, or get a free pass.
when you roll:
- 1 – pass $1 to the person on your right
- 2 – pass $1 to the person on your left
- 3 – put $1 into the pot
- 4, 5, 6 – no action, you get a free pass
3) play continues counter-clockwise until every dollar of every player is in the pot, last player to throw in their last dollar wins all the money!
3a) even if you pass away all 3 of your dollars while other people still have them you are not out of the game! there is always the chance that someone to your right or left is going to pass one of their dollars to you on their turn. but remember, you can only roll the die if you have at least one dollar — if you’re out of dollars then the play just passes over you until you get a dollar.
3b) when there is only one person left with money they don’t automatically win! even if they have $2 in front of them and no one else has any they have to continue to roll until they get a 3 and throw their dollars into the pot. if they roll a 1 or a 2 they pass as usual and another player is back in the game. the winner isn’t the last one standing, but rather the last person to throw the last dollar into the pot!
first round of The $3 Shuffle at Aunt F's on Super Bowl Sunday
Gary Ke$ha
Feb 7th
Once again Gary Jr. and booze have come together, and Variety Shop on Clement and 4th Ave has supplied him with what he needs to become the extra special trashy: Gary Ke$ha!!!!
Not-So-Deep Thoughts
Feb 6th
“If you ever feel like quitting your job, I think you should just do it. It’s not like you need the money anyway. Oh wait… Maybe you do. Sorry Gary Jr.”
D@2 Impersonator Spotted!!
Feb 5th
I’ve just spotted an employee at PF Changs attempting to impersonate us. He has a Rihanna hair-do like Benutty has been growing, a black shawl like I own and glitter around his eyes like Gary Jr always has.
**** attempts to take a photo of him have failed so far
Month in Media: January
Jan 31st
Let’s take a look at the things in entertainment that the D@2 bloggers loved most in the month of January!
Benutty
Music Video – “On to the Next One” by Jay-Z with Swizz Beatz
This shit is soooo effing tight. I sweat for the girls drop-dancing and the druggie in the hoodie. Mami wants.
YouTube Clip – Jiz and the Mammograms
“This is the motherfucking dress I’m going to get motherfucking gangbanged in tonight.” On daily repeat. Don’t think I won’t make a ringtone of it.
Sports – Arizona vs. Green Bay
I literally like seriously almost wet myself over the missed field goal at the end and the completely random turnover to finish the game in overtime. I was banking on an AZ win for a pool I was in so I was really excited — too bad those queens went and ruined it the following week. Oh well. Go Colts!
TV Show – The Jersey Shore
I mean, seriously? This show killed me every feeeeeucking week. Snooki was goddamn hilarious. Who ever knew there were so many fantastic words for DBs? Grenade. Grenade Launcher. Hippo. Creature.
Album – Stronger with Each Tear by Mary J. Blige
I really played this album out this month. It’s very typ of MJB lately — and, let’s face it, the self-empowerment-I-can-do-anything-because-I-overcame-so-much-adversity thing is getting old — but you can’t deny that the bitch has an amazing voice. And her songs are so sweet most of the time! Aww.
D@2 Post – Dead at 2am: Part 2
This killed me. It made me want to die at 2 again! “Champaaaaaaaagne.” D@2 Blogger? ME! Feeeeeucking Safeway aisle 8 spill janitor.
Gary Jr.
Music Video – “Fixin’ to Thrill” by Dragonette
God, I do love my Dragonette. When I spotted this music video which I had never seen before, poop may have come out. …………………..Of my mouth.
Movie – A Single Man
Isherwood is a weirdo but I loved this movie. Colin Firth can be my silver daddy any day.
YouTube Clip – Cadbury Eyebrows
First, I love chocolate. Second, I love this song. Third, I love overly mobile eyebrows.
TV Show – Modern Family
This show is soo awesome. I am Cameron. That’s all I have to say. Go watch the episode called The Incident. Shelley Long plays the crazy mom. It’s so awesome. It’s worth it.
Sports – Nadal/Murray match at the Australian Open
Okay. If I’m going to post a sports highlight, it will likely only be tennis or figure skating. Anyway, Nadal is hot and the Australian Open is kick ass. The build up for this showdown was awesome. Too bad Hottie Nadal bowed out. Puss. Yeah! Not so gay now, am I sluts! L’Angie that post was for you.
D@2 Post – Nick’s Answer to a Question of the Week
Anytime you can get Nick to write an awesome post about you kicking him in his balls, you know that’s a media highlight.
Nick
Current TV: American Idol
Every January I go into American Idol mode. Sadly it is one of my favorite TV shows. I’m not so sure about Ellen yet, so we’ll see how she does during Hollywood week.
Classic TV: Roseanne
You really can’t go wrong with white trash. No matter how many times I see these episodes they are always funny.
Music: Ke$ha
This bitch is off it. Listen to this album will make you want to dance on stripper poles for money. Loves it.
TV Network: The Food Network
Hello!… Chopped, The Worst Cooks in Amercia and the ever enjoyable Unwrapped. It’s like seriously the best network ever.
Favorite YouTube Channel, and Video: Peach Diaries
Seriously.. Peach Diaries is the best channel ever! Princess Peach has never been more entertaining.
D@2 Post: Benutty v. Gary Jr.
This truly is the essence of who we are. It doesn’t get any better than this.
The Emancipation of Password-Catch Phrase
Jan 31st
You know, Jay posted a really important question in the comment section of the original Password-Catch Phrase post that I wanted to make sure everyone got a chance to see.
Question: Did anyone notice that 1) I won a game … and 2) I played a game?!?
[Jay routinely doesn't involve himself in the fun that the rest of the huhhhns have. He doesn't play Wii. He doesn't compete in board game olympics. He won't drink champerelles (he prefers 8 tall sailors & diet cokes). He doesn't do anything entertaining, but improve the aesthetics of our blog. God love him.]
Answer: No, bitch. No one noticed. But what they did notice is that when the fucking answer was “Cinderella” your clues were “dwarves” and “seven.”
You goddamn ape. The best part was when Nick (who was on your team) guessed “Snow White” and the look on your face exemplified how dumb you felt.
So, no. No one noticed that you even played.