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Yorkburglar
Feb 2nd
We all know who the Hamburglar is, but do you know who the Yorkburglar is? No?
Well there is something you should know about our dear friend Gary Jr. Not only will he bust out in drag when you least expect it, but he is also a dirty thief! While on vacation recently I decided I wanted a nice refreshing York peppermint patty, so I picked one up while visiting the local market. I placed the patty in my room to eat at a later time, but when I went to get my refreshing treat it was missing. I had thought that maybe someone was hiding it from me as a cruel joke. I want that fucking patty damn it! Well no one ever confessed to taking it, or eating it or anything. I figured I lost is somehow, or maybe when I was wasted one night I ate it and didn’t remember. I totally forgot about it until recently.
I received a text message from a random number with these photos attached!!!
The Cow attacking my York
The cow eating my York!
That fucking cow ate my York! The lesson here kids is never leave chocolate where Gary Jr. can find it, or smell it.
Oh Gary Jr… Does this look familiar you fucking cow!
That's right… Your Kit-Kat
Yes.. It was quite tasty
The Game of Things
Jan 20th
So we recently played The Game of Things, and I thought I would share some of the answers that were given. I won’t tell you what they were answering, but you can just use your imagination.
- Your virginity to a troll
- The food lost and stuck in Gary Jr.’s belly flap
- Your fucking dirty cunt whore pussing pussy filth. God will smite thee and now it shall be Adam & Steve, the guy on the other side of the garden.
- Crotch rot
- You fucking bitch
- Now can I stick it in your butt?
- Anything physical
- Wait Nick’s age? If Nick’s age, then anything involving the use of hips. Otherwise, I’d say going to law school.
- Making out with Megan Fox… er… I mean a tranny who looks like Megan Fox.
- You’re wearing an afro wig and bling getting fucked by a troll
- STD’s, wrap your shit up Alfie
- Nick, Benutty, Gary Jr. and other farm animals
- Hand jobs, blow jobs, rimming, riding, S&M… you get it.
- Benutty pretending to die. That troll can’t act, and he doesn’t get a joke.