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TV Premiere Week! [Thursday]
Sep 23rd
First off… how fucking good was last nights tribal council on Survivor? I lost my shit multiple times. This is by far one of the most entertaining groups they have had in a while. It is just missing a bitchy queer. What’s up Survivor producers??? Where all the gays at?
Second… how crazy is that fucking guy on Top Chef: Just Desserts?? Oh.. girl you need to calm down, and breathe… “the red hots were for my mommy”… serious issues! No one needs to cry that much during a quickfire challenge… its not like you were going to get eliminated for not finishing.
Well let’s hope the rest of the week is as entertaining as last night:
Thursday – 8pm
- ABC – My Generation
- CBS – Big Bang Theory / $#*! My Dad Says
- FOX – Bones
- NBC – Community / 30 Rock
- CW – Vampire Diaries
–My Generation looks like it could be cute, but I think I will wait to watch it at a later time.. like on Hulu or something… or maybe DVR… Obviously I love Community and 30 Rock… so I’ll be watching those on Thursdays.
Thursday – 9pm
- ABC – Grey’s Anatomy
- CBS – CSI
- FOX – Fringe
- NBC – The Office / Outsourced
- CW – Nikita
- Bravo – Real Housewives of D.C.
- Lifetime – Project Runway
–Duh.. Project Runway is one of my favorite shows. I was interested in seeing Outsourced because it is basically what I do… manage Indians in customer service, but it has been getting super shitty reviews.
Thursday – 10pm
- ABC – Private Practice
- CBS – The Mentalist
- FOX – Local News = Blah
- NBC – The Apprentice
- CW – Local News = Blah
- FX – Always Sunny in Philadelphia
- Lifetime – Project Runway (Continued) / On The Road w/Austin and Santino
- MTV – Jersey Shore
–Can I just say that I think On The Road w/ Austin and Santino is one of the best shows on TV. Hahahaha. Love it! Everything else at 10pm sucks.
What are you bitches watching tonight?
Extravaganza Eleganza!
Aug 2nd
I’d just like to thank everyone who made it out to my fabulous birthday party this weekend. Twas fun! Special thanks to my favorite queens Dixie Normus, Amelia Bearhart, Miss Take, Sham Payne, and the hostess cupcake with the mostess… Shalita Double-Double. Your performances were amazing!!! Special thanks to Misha, and Jay for doing an excellent job as well.
If you missed the party… sorry… your loss. This party was soooo hot even Snooki showed up. Looks like she found a new shore to party at!