Fine. I’ll do it.

Benutty’s Bucket List:

  • be on Survivor and/or Big Brother and/or Amazing Race
  • go to a World Cup game
  • live in Manhattan
  • become a published author
  • perform in drag at a bar/in public

And for the hell of it…

Benutty’s Fuckit List:

  • Landon Donovan
  • Jay-Z
  • The Rock
  • Alcide
  • George Clooney