This week’s question was asked by Roman from Fresno, CA:

Q: Answer the following questions using no more than one sentence?

What person/s do you most credit with shaping who you are?
–Mostly the co-workers I had at Dimple Records.

If you were stranded on a desert island, what three people would you most want with you?
–Jay for logistical reasons, Alfie for strength, and Gary Jr. for humor and a source of food if we run out.

Who was the last person you know that you fantasized about having sex with?
–I probably my neighbor

Did you masturbate to this fantasy?
–No.. well not yet. haha

How long should foreplay last?
–Depends… anywhere from 5 to 15 minutes..

How long should intercourse last?
–Meh.. I say get it over with as fast as possible..

Have you ever licked food off of another person’s nipples or genitals?
–I don’t think I have.

Estimate: What is the most orgasms you’ve had in a single 24 hour period?
–Maybe 5 I think.

Have you ever engaged in a sexual activity while sitting on the toilet?
–No.. nothing like that should ever involve a toilet.

Have you ever done illegal drugs off the nipples or genitals of someone else?
–I don’t do those things..

What is the shortest period of time that you’ve had sex with someone after meeting them for the first time?
–10 or 15 minutes

Have you ever videotaped yourself having sex?
–Yes.. and when I watched it back it was like a horror movie.

Could you really just have sex with one person for the rest of your life?
–To be honest… probably not.  oops.

What would your mom say if she could see how you answered these questions you sick fuck?
–She would be disappointed and wonder what she did wrong when raising me.

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