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Diet Update 06/15/10
Jun 15th
I was attempting to reach 179 pounds by pride weekend, but I don’t think that is going to happen. However I do so much during pride weekend I might make it to 179 by the end of it. Holla! (Oh yea.. Lost 1 pound this week. As long as I am losing I’m happy)
02/15/10 – 212 pounds
02/22/10 – 212 pounds (Failed)
03/01/10 – 210 pounds (-2)
03/08/10 – 205 pounds (-5)
03/15/10 – 203 pounds (-2)
03/22/10 – 200 pounds (-3)
03/25/10 – 199 pounds (-1)
04/05/10 – 196 pounds (-3)
04/12/10 – 196 pounds (Failed)
04/19/10 – 194 pounds (-2)
04/26/10 – 192 pounds (-2)
05/03/10 – 191 pounds (-1)
05/10/10 – 189 pounds (-2)
05/17/10 – 187 pounds (-2)
05/25/10 – 187 pounds (Failed)
05/31/10 – 186 pounds (-1)
06/07/10 – 184 pounds (-2)
06/15/10 – 183 pounds (-1)
Total Lost to Date: 29 pounds
Diet Update 06/07/10
Jun 7th
Rode my bike a lot this past week, and I am going to continue it thru the rest of the month. Keeps getting easier. I was down 2 pounds this week. Yay for me bitches!
How is everyone else doing?
02/15/10 – 212 pounds
02/22/10 – 212 pounds (Failed)
03/01/10 – 210 pounds (-2)
03/08/10 – 205 pounds (-5)
03/15/10 – 203 pounds (-2)
03/22/10 – 200 pounds (-3)
03/25/10 – 199 pounds (-1)
04/05/10 – 196 pounds (-3)
04/12/10 – 196 pounds (Failed)
04/19/10 – 194 pounds (-2)
04/26/10 – 192 pounds (-2)
05/03/10 – 191 pounds (-1)
05/10/10 – 189 pounds (-2)
05/17/10 – 187 pounds (-2)
05/25/10 – 187 pounds (Failed)
05/31/10 – 186 pounds (-1)
05/07/10 – 184 pounds (-2)
Total Lost to Date: 28 pounds
PS: I am doing these posts until I am happy with my weight… Maybe I can find some before and after photos by then too. what!
Diet Update 05/31/10
May 31st
I have no clue how my body did it… but I lost 1 pound this week. After all the drinking I did this week it is truly a miracle.
Anyone have some low-calorie recipes they would like to share? Gary Jr?
Oh and how is everyone else doing?
02/15/10 – 212 pounds
02/22/10 – 212 pounds (Failed)
03/01/10 – 210 pounds (-2)
03/08/10 – 205 pounds (-5)
03/15/10 – 203 pounds (-2)
03/22/10 – 200 pounds (-3)
03/25/10 – 199 pounds (-1)
04/05/10 – 196 pounds (-3)
04/12/10 – 196 pounds (Failed)
04/19/10 – 194 pounds (-2)
04/26/10 – 192 pounds (-2)
05/03/10 – 191 pounds (-1)
05/10/10 – 189 pounds (-2)
05/17/10 – 187 pounds (-2)
05/25/10 – 187 pounds (Failed)
05/31/10 – 186 pounds (-1)
Total Lost to Date: 26 pounds
Diet Update 05/25/10
May 25th
I didn’t lose anything this week… Possibly because of my lack of any exercise… not sure. Maybe it is just how things go… I’ll try and be as good as possible this week, and hope for better results next time.
How is everyone else doing with their diets?
02/15/10 – 212 pounds
02/22/10 – 212 pounds (Failed)
03/01/10 – 210 pounds (-2)
03/08/10 – 205 pounds (-5)
03/15/10 – 203 pounds (-2)
03/22/10 – 200 pounds (-3)
03/25/10 – 199 pounds (-1)
04/05/10 – 196 pounds (-3)
04/12/10 – 196 pounds (Failed)
04/19/10 – 194 pounds (-2)
04/26/10 – 192 pounds (-2)
05/03/10 – 191 pounds (-1)
05/10/10 – 189 pounds (-2)
05/17/10 – 187 pounds (-2)
05/25/10 – 187 pounds (Failed)
Total Lost to Date: 25 pounds
Diet Update 05/17/10
May 17th
This past week I tried something new which didn’t make me lose more weight but it let me have a couple cheat days… which was nice. Basically on the “Lose It” app you are supposed to count your calories for each day, and not go over your daily limit. This past week I just made sure not to go over my weekly allowance. This meant that on some days I could go 200 to 400 calories over my daily limit, and then on another day go 200 to 400 under my daily limit. I could do whatever I wanted as long as by the end of the week I was under. I wasn’t sure what the results would be, but they turned out to be fairly average. I lost 2 pounds this week. I’m going to attempt to do this again this week and see how it goes.
How is everyone else doing on their diet?
02/15/10 – 212 pounds
02/22/10 – 212 pounds (Failed)
03/01/10 – 210 pounds (-2)
03/08/10 – 205 pounds (-5)
03/15/10 – 203 pounds (-2)
03/22/10 – 200 pounds (-3)
03/25/10 – 199 pounds (-1)
04/05/10 – 196 pounds (-3)
04/12/10 – 196 pounds (Failed)
04/19/10 – 194 pounds (-2)
04/26/10 – 192 pounds (-2)
05/03/10 – 191 pounds (-1)
05/10/10 – 189 pounds (-2)
05/17/10 – 187 pounds (-2)
Total Lost to Date: 25 pounds
Diet Update 05/10/10
May 10th
Lost 2 more pounds this week, and finally met my second goal of 189 pounds! So far I have lost 23 pounds. Love it! I set me new goal of 179 pounds today, and according to the app I should reach that goal in mid-June. Exciting! How is everyone else doing on their diets this week?
02/15/10 – 212 pounds
02/22/10 – 212 pounds (Failed)
03/01/10 – 210 pounds (-2)
03/08/10 – 205 pounds (-5)
03/15/10 – 203 pounds (-2)
03/22/10 – 200 pounds (-3)
03/25/10 – 199 pounds (-1)
04/05/10 – 196 pounds (-3)
04/12/10 – 196 pounds (Failed)
04/19/10 – 194 pounds (-2)
04/26/10 – 192 pounds (-2)
05/03/10 – 191 pounds (-1)
05/10/10 – 189 pounds (-2)
Total Lost to Date: 23 pounds
Diet Update 05/03/10
May 3rd
I only lost 1 pound this week. I blame the margaritas I had on Friday for low weight loss this week hahaha. No I am happy to lose anything… hello I was a heifer. I completed a 20 mile bike ride this week, and I am going to do it again (weather permitting) this coming weekend as well. Maybe I’ll ride 21 miles this weekend since I am down 21 pounds, and then every time I lose weight I’ll ride longer… yessssss.
How is everyone else doing with their diet?
02/15/10 – 212 pounds
02/22/10 – 212 pounds (Failed)
03/01/10 – 210 pounds (-2)
03/08/10 – 205 pounds (-5)
03/15/10 – 203 pounds (-2)
03/22/10 – 200 pounds (-3)
03/25/10 – 199 pounds (-1)
04/05/10 – 196 pounds (-3)
04/12/10 – 196 pounds (Failed)
04/19/10 – 194 pounds (-2)
04/26/10 – 192 pounds (-2)
05/03/10 – 191 pounds (-1)
Total Lost to Date: 21 pounds
Month in Media: April
Apr 30th
Let’s take a look at the things in entertainment that the D@2 bloggers loved most in the month of April!
Gary Jr.
YouTube — Jesse Tyler Ferguson Does Gaga
First, you know I love Modern Family and the gay couple. Well, what could be better than 1/2 of that gay couple singing a lounge version of Alejandro. Plus, you know how much I love loungey cocktail music. Damn. I want JTF’s babies…especially because he is gay in real life and I must therefore believe that he is also a chubby chaser (since everything on TV is true).
iPhone App — LoseIt
Yes, I jumped on the bandwagon this month thanks to Heifer 1 and Heifer 2. I’ve been dieting since April 1. I had a little set back this week only losing .5 pounds but since April 1, I have lost 8.5 pounds and 10.5 from my heaviest (which was mid-March).
Movie ReRun – Shaun of the Dead
It’s just so funny. It’s been on Comedy Central this month. I love that for the whole morning commute during the opening scenes everyone is dead tired and zombie-like and then 20 minutes those same scenes happen again except everyone around him is a zombie. I love zombie movies like nobody’s business. I even have zombie exit strategies. I think about this shit while I’m playing Catan in the restroom.
Music– Shampain by Martina and the Diamonds
So I’ve been riding my exercise bike a lot. And I’ve been grooving out to my jams. But let me tell you that I pump a lot faster when this Martina and the Diamonds diddy comes on the shuffle. The clip calls it Shampain Sleeper but it’s just Shampain. Also about 2 weeks ago, I tweeted some lyrics from this song and Nick got mad at me for drinking champagne when I should be dieting. Bitch, I was singing and not cheating. I feel celestial! Yyyes.
Benutty
Music – Mary J. Blige‘s “Stairway to Heaven“
This shit is amazing. I wasn’t too big of a fan of it when it first came out, but after seeing her perform it on American Idol I jumped on board. Compared to all the other idiots who performed awful renditions of otherwise good songs (see: Rihanna, Alicia Keys, Ke$ha, Adam Lambert) on the show, MJB proved that she’s still in the business for a reason! — she knows how to sing and how to put on a good show. And, seriously, who else could pull off a LZ song like that?
Glee Quote – Santana in “The Power of Madonna”
“It’ll be great for my image, and Sue will promote me to head cheerleader. It’s win-win.” This bitch is so classic. Love her to death. Nick told me there’s a rumor the Cheerios might get their own spin-off, and if Santana and Brittany are a part of it then it’ll surely be gaymazing.
iPhone App – We Rule
Hello! It’s Farmville meets Sim City and it is wondrous. I got everyone hooked on it and I can’t freaking wait until I grow enough broccoli to purchase my Magic Emporium and a second Watch Tower! Ooh girl, gotta go collect taxes from my cottages. Huhhnns. I kind of want an iPad just so I can play this on a bigger screen.
D@2 Post – Guest Blog by FrankieRose
I was proud of lil sis for coming up with such a great D@2-inspired post. Before she submitted this for the Guest Blogger contest she sent me the picture via text and I almost died. This killed me. Love that Gary Jr. is a secret real estate agent in Sacramento. I bet he can spread his legs for the Real Estate King like A. Bening does in A. Beauty.
Nick
Music – Ultrasound
So I found this shizzz on iTunes a couple weeks, and it’s totally gay and I love it!! Check it out and dance.
iPhone App – Blokus
Yes Hunnnsss. Blokus has an iPhone app and it’s so goodies you’lll gag with orgasms. It’s 4.99 right now but I am sure the price will lower soon.
YouTube Clip – Bathtub Fun
It really doesn’t matter what’s going on in this video… the guy in it is fucking hot. So turn it on and take your dicks out.
D@2 Post: Sweetums Premiere
Um Gary Jr. is a damn mess and this is the proof. Love it like a cold sore.
Diet Update 04/26/10
Apr 26th
This week I lost an additional 2 pounds making my total lost to date 20 pounds! How crazy is that. It makes me pretty sick to think that my body had an additional 20 pounds on it 2 months ago. Think about how heavy 20 pounds of fat is? Nasty! Oh and I went to the store recently, and I tried on some medium shirts…. they totally fit me. That’s right… I’m down a shirt size bitches!
02/15/10 – 212 pounds
02/22/10 – 212 pounds (Failed)
03/01/10 – 210 pounds (-2)
03/08/10 – 205 pounds (-5)
03/15/10 – 203 pounds (-2)
03/22/10 – 200 pounds (-3)
03/25/10 – 199 pounds (-1)
04/05/10 – 196 pounds (-3)
04/12/10 – 196 pounds (Failed)
04/19/10 – 194 pounds (-2)
04/26/10 – 192 pounds (-2)
Total Lost to Date: 20 pounds
Diet Update 04/19/10
Apr 19th
Well I am glad I lost 2 more pounds this week… I was beginning to think that I was stuck at 196. Sad news is a spoke on my bike broke, so I took it into the shop to get it fixed and get a tune up, and I won’t get it back til a week from Wednesday. I guess I’ll be walking home a lot this week.
02/15/10 – 212 pounds
02/22/10 – 212 pounds (Failed)
03/01/10 – 210 pounds (-2)
03/08/10 – 205 pounds (-5)
03/15/10 – 203 pounds (-2)
03/22/10 – 200 pounds (-3)
03/25/10 – 199 pounds (-1)
04/05/10 – 196 pounds (-3)
04/12/10 – 196 pounds (Failed)
04/19/10 – 194 pounds (-2)
Total Lost to Date: 18 pounds
Diet Update 04/12/10
Apr 12th
So I didn’t lose any weight this week, but I am not really sure why. I mean, I had one bad day (Saturday)…so who knows.
In good news though, it is getting a lot easier for me to ride my bike. I’ve been riding at a more difficult level which helps me keep better speed. I can even keep up with these skinny bitches on Market Street finally.
02/15/10 – 212 pounds
02/22/10 – 212 pounds (Failed)
03/01/10 – 210 pounds (-2)
03/08/10 – 205 pounds (-5)
03/15/10 – 203 pounds (-2)
03/22/10 – 200 pounds (-3)
03/25/10 – 199 pounds (-1)
04/05/10 – 196 pounds (-3)
04/12/10 – 196 pounds (Failed)
Total Lost to Date: 16 pounds
Diet Update 03/25/10
Mar 25th
According to my iPhone app “LoseIt”, today I should have reached my first goal of 199 pounds. I weighed myself this morning, and I am exactly 199 pounds today! YAY! I have now lost 13 pounds in the last 4 1/2 weeks.
My new goal now is to get to 189 pounds. According to LoseIt, I should reach this goal on April 29, 2010. Wish me luck!
02/15/10 – 212 pounds
02/22/10 – 212 pounds (Failed)
03/01/10 – 210 pounds (-2)
03/08/10 – 205 pounds (-5)
03/15/10 – 203 pounds (-2)
03/22/10 – 200 pounds (-3)
03/25/10 – 199 pounds (-1)
Total Lost to Date: 13 pounds