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Posts tagged intervention
Me Hungry. Want. Gimme. Rowwr.
Feb 12th
Im craving a super burrito and I hate Nick.
UPDATE: And Gary Jr. is eating a Double Double (this statement is true regardless of what time you read it)
Keep the Monkey Caged!, They Say
Feb 6th
We don’t let the monkey outta his cage often because when we do he always manages to hurt himself and our reputation. Take for example the time we brought him along camping — our resident chimp had 8 drinks too many and was photographed by the paparazzi falling backwards off the log by the campfire!
Now, no one at D@2 claims to be sober once the sun goes down, but we can’t be portrayed as sloppy drunk messes. Come on now Jay, pull yourself together and get some help before we call A&E to book your appearance on Intervention!!
Quoted It
Jan 2nd
I can’t take it. This blog thing is geeking me the fuck out. I want to eat the blog, marry the blog, suck the cum out of the blog’s ass with a mother fucking draq queen straw!
When I was thinking ’bout what to write in my “about me” cheering section I knew I wanted to put a favorite quote of mine. Whitman won out, but this quote I also love and wanted to share con las mamis. I used it as my Senior Quote in high school, and reading it today makes me certain I knew who I was even back then…
Louis L’Amour:
Up to a point a man’s life is shaped by environment, heredity, and movements and changes in the world about him. Then there comes a time when it lies within his grasp to shape the clay of his life into the sort of thing he wishes to be. Only the weak blame parents, their race, their times, lack of good fortune, or the quirks of fate. Everyone has it within his power to say, This I am today, that I will be tomorrow.
Champes,
Benutty