You may or may not care know yet, but 3rin is moving in with her boyfriend, JP, and so we’re parting ways as roommates this month. While I was running walking the Amazing Race with Alfie yesterday, she was moving most of her shit out of the apartment.

Pause for backstory:
Last summer when I moved in, 3rin’s old roommate had left me a present, the video cassette version of “The Passion of the Christ.” No one cares, but it was an inside joke between her and her roommate and they thought it’d be madly funny to leave it for me since they didn’t want it. Little did they know I LOVE that movie, and already had it on DVD. So I gave it back, mostly because I knew they didn’t want it and were trying to mindlessly pawn it off on the new doll faggot in their lives.

Cut to me coming home yesterday, sore as all hell from trying to jog up the hill at Fort Mason looking for Gary’s ass the cannon, and finding that damn video cassette not cleverly hidden behind our water heater.

Oh hell no! I took that shit and stuffed it in 3rin’s denim drawer! Since she’s a major hoarder (and will actually be appearing on the show Hoarder’s next season) she probably won’t find it for a couple years! Hahahaha stupid bitch.