This week’s question was asked by Ryan of Sausalito, CA:

The blog has slowed down recently. What have you all been up to?

God, Ryan. You’re such a fat ugly cow. And please see The Bitch is Back! for the answer to your question regarding my contributions to the blog. Nick has been in a drug-induced coma at SF General after hitting his head on his hoof. Don’t ask how he was able to bend over enough to reach his feet, but this should answer that. Benutty has been playing the role of Florence Hair-n-gale and tending to her little piggy.

P.S. readers, please send us good questions. Don’t be such a Ryan! Or any other imaginary person that Nick thought up. Thanks.

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