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Maybe THAT’S why you defriended half of them on Facebook! You see, I’m trying to figure this out.

HRH pointed out to me this morning that a) your new pic is ugly and b) that you defriended her. I checked who else you got rid of and I can’t really explain your reasoning. You defriended HRH and my mom and my aunts but not two of my cousins and my sisters. You defriended Nick and Gary Jr. but not their boyfriends. What the! You even kept my friend that lives in Morocco now that you met once!! I don’t get it. Defriend us all, or no one.

You’re a child, an idiot, and your new boyfriend looks like Danny DeVito as The Penguin. Congrats on your “in a relationship.”

Please defriend me too,

Benutty

Mar 18, 2010 5:40 pm

Hannah
I don’t want to play. They’re mean!

Benutty
No one is mean! It’s all in fun and you’d be on the “family” tribe with your mom and dad

Hannah
Your friends are mean. I read your blog. Fuck YOU’RE mean. But I love you.

Benutty
Hahaha we aren’t mean we love everyone so much

Hannah
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha have you ever listened to 710 am Christian radio in Sac? They love everyone too.

Mar 18, 2010 6:10 pm

Hannah
I’ll talk to Sid cuz at least if he plays I know someone will be on my side

Benutty
Exactly!!! Daniel is gonna be on the friends side lol. And then I’m gonna seduce him and get back with him

Hannah
LOL that’s hot. Awww you miss him.

Benutty
No lol I miss sex

Hannah
It’s hard for me to believe you don’t have sex.

Benutty
Once since August. I’m not a whorebag

Hannah
Ew that is the most sad thing I’ve heard all day.

Benutty
And I’M mean????? My FRIENDS are mean?!?! You just called your cousin SAD! THE SADDEST!!

Hannah
No I said that only having sex once in 7 months is sad. The saddest.

Benutty
Me… expect this convo to show up on the blog.

Hannah
LOL as long as you put the WHOLE thing. At least then Daniel will know you still want him. And maybe you’ll get laid. Love you!

Benutty
Hahahaha you’re such a bitch I love it. You and your mom are such good material for d@2.

Hannah
You’re welcome.

Next time you’ve got a fair-sized group of people hanging out try playing this game — it’s a great ice-breaker because it gets everyone excited and there is rarely any arguing considering it’s all based on luck.

The $3 Shuffle

ingredients:
- as many people as possible
- $3 per person
- die

1) sit/stand around a table with each person placing their $3 in front of them

2) starting with the eldest (or youngest, or whoever you goddamn want) each player will roll the die once per turn, and depending on the # they roll they will either pass one of their dollars, throw one into the pot, or get a free pass.

when you roll:

• 1 – pass $1 to the person on your right
• 2 – pass $1 to the person on your left
• 3 – put $1 into the pot
• 4, 5, 6 – no action, you get a free pass

3) play continues counter-clockwise until every dollar of every player is in the pot, last player to throw in their last dollar wins all the money!

3a) even if you pass away all 3 of your dollars while other people still have them you are not out of the game! there is always the chance that someone to your right or left is going to pass one of their dollars to you on their turn. but remember, you can only roll the die if you have at least one dollar — if you’re out of dollars then the play just passes over you until you get a dollar.

3b) when there is only one person left with money they don’t automatically win! even if they have $2 in front of them and no one else has any they have to continue to roll until they get a 3 and throw their dollars into the pot. if they roll a 1 or a 2 they pass as usual and another player is back in the game. the winner isn’t the last one standing, but rather the last person to throw the last dollar into the pot!

first round of The $3 Shuffle at Aunt F's on Super Bowl Sunday