Posts tagged hot mess

Question of the Week (02/20 – 02/26)

Q: What TV commercial bothers you the most?

I rarely watch live TV because I’m a professional Digital Video Recording Artist. I really hate commercials. All of them. And my roommate, 3rin, gets a wet vagina for them — sometimes she rewinds them and makes me watch them — because she works in advertising.

Look, bitches. I really hate this commercial. It’s a mess. And in the words of Ellen, “If it’s a mess then it’s a hot mess.”

Oops, actually I think I like that commercial.

Sweetums Series #6

Never give Gary Jr. a mimosa at Nick and Jay’s house. Things turn ugly…for Ke$ha.

Lady Sings Another Tranny’s Hit

Toodles,
Gary Jr.