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You Know What I Hate?
Nov 11th
I hate disgusting people who act and smell like trash! On Monday I was on the 38L-Geary Limited bus heading to work. I was sitting near the back of the bus when this nasty guy gets on thru the back door… he didn’t pay to get on either. He stood right near me, and he smelled so fucking disgusting! It was like a mixture of ashtray and sweaty Benutty butt crack. A lot of people moved away, but since I was sitting and I knew he’d probably get off at the Tenderloin stop I stayed put.
After a minute or two he started clearing his throat, but not like a normal person… like seriously hardcore putting everything he’s got into it. We start pulling up to the Tenderloin stop, and he begins to move toward the door, but then he stops… starts clearing his throat again, and then turns his head and spits the biggest most disgusting Jell-O looking green mucus wad that I have ever seen on to the floor of the bus. Everyone in the back of the bus made a “uughghhhggghhghghgg” sound, and the fool gets off the bus. You could tell that some people really wanted to puke after seeing it, but it was like a car accident… you couldn’t take your eyes off it.
And then just when you thought it could not get any worse than it already had, some young thug kids jump on the bus at Powell Street and one of them steps in it and slips a little smearing it all over the floor. Blahhhh… Riding public transit is hard sometimes.
The Broke & Homeless
Aug 20th
Earlier this week I traveled down to Southern California to see some family. I wouldn’t call it a good trip, but whatever… I got off work for most of the week, so that was good. On my way home I stopped in Salinas for gas… This is something I would not advise anyone to do in the future.
Let’s see… It was shortly after midnight when I pulled into the Arco station. I needed gas, and I had to pee badly. Before I could even start pumping gas this Mexican guy comes up to me:
- Mexican: hey man.. can you spare some change?
- Me: Sorry… I don’t have any.
He walked off toward the street and started examining the flower beds… At this point I am assuming he is looking for cigarettes. Not more than 30 seconds later a white guy comes out of nowhere and says:
- Whitey: I’ve been trying to get something to eat all night… can you spare some change?
- Me: Sorry… I don’t have any.
- Whitey: Can i check your car seats for change?
- Me: Um no… there is none… sorry.
He starts looking thru the windows of my car, and then finally walks off toward the hotel next door. At this point I am totally creeped out, and the Mexican guy is still lingering around near me acting like he is still searching for cigarettes. Then… swear to god…. like 15 seconds later a black guy walks up to me… who knows where that fool came from… and says:
- Blacky: You got any change?
- Me: Sorry… I don’t have any.
- Blacky: You got an ATM card?
- Me: I don’t have anything.
- Blacky: Fuck you!
He walks over to the next gas pump and sits down. Ok… I don’t care if the car is not full… I stop the pump, and start putting the gas cap back on. The Mexican guy comes back over:
- Mexican: hey man… you smoke?
- Me: Nope. Sorry.
I get back in my car… lock the doors… and head back to the freeway. I realize that I need to pee still, so I go a little deeper into Salinas, and again… head to a gas station. As I pull in I don’t see any crazy homeless anywhere, so I run in and pee. When I come out of the bathroom some woman is standing near my car. I walk quietly and quickly to my car.
- Lady: Excuse me… Do you…
- Me: Nope.. I don’t have anything!
I jumped in the car and took off. What the fucking hell?? Talk about depression n shit. Never again will I stop in Salinas for anything especially after midnight!!! Well unless it’s In & Out… OK!
Fantastic!
Jul 6th
Today on my way to work I saw a homeless woman cleaning her puss on a sprinkler in Duboce Park. Seriously… I saw her snatch and it wasn’t cute. My vision is no longer 20/20.