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TV Premiere Week! [Monday]
Sep 20th
Thank god the fall season is finally upon us! Lets see what tonight has to offer…
Monday – 8pm
- ABC – Dancing With The Stars
- CBS – How I Met Your Mother / Rules Of Engagement
- FOX – House
- NBC – Chuck
- CW – 90210
–I won’t be watching anything at 8pm. None of these shows interests me at all. I’ll watch whatever is on the Food Network.
Monday – 9pm
- ABC – Dancing With The Stars (Continued)
- CBS – Two & A Half Men / Mike & Molly
- FOX – Lonestar
- NBC – The Event
- CW – Gossip Girl
–I think I’ll watch The Event… and DVR Lonestar… because the actor in Lonestar is HOT.. and the Event just looks like it will be really good. So you know. Love Gossip Girl, but I still need to catch up from last season. PS: anyone who watches Two & a Half Men can die… the worst show on TV!
Monday – 10pm
- ABC – Castle
- CBS – Hawaii Five-O
- FOX – Local News = Blah
- NBC – Chase
- CW – Local News = Blah
- A&E – Hoarders
–First of all.. Castle sucks.. I hate both of the main actors on that show. Second… of all the fucking old shows you could remake why in the hell would anyone remake Hawaii Five-O? Third… I’m so sick of cop shows (Chase). The obvious choice for 10pm is Hoarders.
Also… HBO’s Boardwalk Empire premiered last night and I thought it was pretty good. I will definitely be watching it again to see how it develops.
So… What will you be watching tonight?
Hoarder Of Bikes
Aug 18th
This is going to be me if I buy anymore bikes. I am just one person and I own 3 bikes. I think someone needs to call Hoarders and tell them about me 
Whorsion of the 3rin
Jul 18th
You may or may not care know yet, but 3rin is moving in with her boyfriend, JP, and so we’re parting ways as roommates this month. While I was running walking the Amazing Race with Alfie yesterday, she was moving most of her shit out of the apartment.
Pause for backstory:
Last summer when I moved in, 3rin’s old roommate had left me a present, the video cassette version of “The Passion of the Christ.” No one cares, but it was an inside joke between her and her roommate and they thought it’d be madly funny to leave it for me since they didn’t want it. Little did they know I LOVE that movie, and already had it on DVD. So I gave it back, mostly because I knew they didn’t want it and were trying to mindlessly pawn it off on the new doll faggot in their lives.
Cut to me coming home yesterday, sore as all hell from trying to jog up the hill at Fort Mason looking for Gary’s ass the cannon, and finding that damn video cassette not cleverly hidden behind our water heater.
Oh hell no! I took that shit and stuffed it in 3rin’s denim drawer! Since she’s a major hoarder (and will actually be appearing on the show Hoarder’s next season) she probably won’t find it for a couple years! Hahahaha stupid bitch.
Hoarders, Beer & Bitching
Jan 25th
I was hanging out with Gary Jr. recently, and we decided to watch Hoarders. Here is what it was like: