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World Premiere Video of Sweetums
Apr 8th
Hey folks and troll babies–
I’m so sorry that I’ve been silent for so long. You see, I went to the Russian River Valley for a weeklong spa vacay with Misha. It was so much fun. We drank too much wine and made way too many babies. Anyhoo, after that we headed right into the studio. I guess I forgot to tell you all that back in October Kylie’s people (Steve Anderson, thanks Stevie) caught wind of my Sweetums series. They were in Oakland for her first concert in the States and checking out the local talent. A boa and a Divine tribute later, Kylie was eating out of my well-manicured hand. Or…I was eating out of hers. She loved Sweetums and immediately offered me a recording contract on the Bubbles Devere label. Yyyyes. Hunnies is now famous.
The world premiere of my music video was awesome. Kylie showed up. Gaga was there. Oprah introduced me to my adoring fans. I wasn’t given enough tickets to invite the hunnies. Oopsies. So I sent my film crew to the Haus of Hunnies to record them on premiere night. Enjoy!
D@2 Guest Blogger
Mar 25th
Do you have something you want to say? A funny story? A rant? Well now is your chance to get something posted to D@2.
Simply write a blog about any subject you’d like, and include a title, tags you’d like associated to it and pictures (if any). You will also need to answer this simple question:
If you were on the Haus of Hunnies farm, what animal would you be, and why?
We will review the entries, and post the best one on Thursday, April 1st at 12pm.
You have from now until midnight (pst) March 31st to submit your blog post.
Please submit all your information to questions@deadat2am.com.
Information needed:
- Your blog post
- A title
- Tags
- Your name (Use an alias if you prefer)
- Answer question: If you were on the Haus of Hunnies farm, what animal would you be, and why?
Question of the Week (1/23 – 1/29)
Jan 23rd
This week’s question was asked by FrankieRose from Sacramento, CA:
Q: If a major network decided to do a reality show based on the Haus of Hunnies… and you all eventually voted each other off the show, who would win and why?
This is easy. Let me tell you a little story about what happened last night.
Gary Jr. was on his way to my house last night, when suddenly his stomach started growling at him. With no more cud left to chew mama was one hungry cow. So he began speeding on the Bay Bridge to get to San Francisco faster (I mean to get to Taco Bell faster). Poor Gary Jr. didn’t realize he was going 70mph in a 50mph zone… the only thing on his mind were meximelts, two supreme tacos, a mexican pizza, a gordita, a bean burrito (no onions of course) and big fat bucket of original recipe chicken. Suddenly lights appeared in his rear view mirror, and to his disgust (and to his stomachs disgust) he was being pulled over by a cop.
This bitch receives his ticket and proceeds to my house for fun n games. When he gets here he is all flustered, and pissed off for two reasons. 1- he got a ticket that is going to cost him $201 dollars, and 2- mama’s gut is still hungry. I tried foolishly to make Gary Jr. laugh because after all laughter heals all wounds. How wrong I was, for I was about to learn what really heals all wounds for Gary Jr. Just as I mentioned Benutty’s horrifying cellulite thighs, Gary Jr. spins around (which took longer than you would think), flares his cow nostrils, and kicks me in the balls.
For the next 5 minutes all I saw was white, but I could hear muddled voices in the back ground. Was Nick about to go off on Gary Jr…. toss his inhaler and wallet out the window and drag his ass out by his utters? No… I was paralized. Defeated. Dead. Once I regained conscience I notice Gary Jr. was ok now. He was no longer angry, or bitter, but girlllll… was he hungry!
So to answer your question… Gary Jr. would win.
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Stay tuned for the other responses this week.
If you’d like to ask us a question for next week, please email us at questions@deadat2am.com