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Nick’s Greatest Moments: The Shit Talking Incident
Jul 22nd
This is Part II of the Soda & Ivy Incident:
So in High School Ruby and I hung out with the same crowds, but we always tried to stay away from each other. I have to admit that she did become nicer in her old age, but at the time I was not a very forgiving person and I talked mad shit about her every chance I got. Plus it got me laughs, and who doesn’t like that.
So one day during our lunch break we were sitting around in our usual spot. Most of my friends were there… Jenn the closet lezbo, Christian the gayest man I ever met who wasn’t gay (sorry Alfie), Manuel the other big homo on campus (who I wanted to screw), Archie the douche bag who I really didn’t know, but assumed he was a douche bag because that’s how I roll, and Ruby the cunty skank.
We were all sitting around talking shit about our teachers and the drama folks, when Ruby got up and said she was meeting with a teacher or some shit, and walked away. That’s when I sprang into action:
- Me: Thank god she left. She is such a bitch.
<silence>
- Me: Did you see that shit on her mouth… herpes anyone?
<silence>
At this point Jenn and Manuel were both giving me this look like… “shut the fuck up you stupid bitch” (you know the look Gary), and Christian was trying not to laugh.
- Me: I just fucking hate her. She is worthless.
At this point Archie got up and walked away.
- Me: What’s his problem?
- Jenn: That’s Ruby’s boyfriend you dumb ass!
- Me: Oh ooops.
Needless to say Rudy and Archie really didn’t hang around me after that, but hello… he didn’t stick up for her, so obviously he knew it was the truth.
And that… is one of Nick’s Greatest Moments.
You Know What I Hate?
Jan 26th
I hate when you text someone a question, and it takes them forever to respond. When they finally do respond they claim they didn’t have their phone with them, even though you’ve seen them twittering from their phone all day. That’s right Gary Jr.… I said it.
You Know What I Hate?
Jan 20th
I hate corporations who outsource their work to foreign countries, and who lay off employees just to hire new ones at a lower wage or hire them back as temps at a lower wage with no benefits…
Not that I would know anything about it.
Why I Hate Gary Jr.
Jan 14th
We just had this conversation via IM:
Nick: i hate benutty
Gary Jr.: why? do tell
Nick: oh no reason.. i just generally hate him.. obviously you didn’t read the glossary
Gary Jr.: i know what hate means you fat ugly pigcowtroll
You Know What I Hate?
Jan 14th
I hate people who smell like wet cigarettes. So fucking disgusting. That’s right… I said it.
Shouldn’t Have Said It Then
Jan 3rd
Kinda like gchat, the best thing about the iPhone is that it stores every fucking text conversation you’ve ever had. So why not show how much I adore all of the other pinot-grigio-drinking-so-what-who-cares contributors by posting some of the things we’ve said to, and about, each other.
Nov 28, 2009 9:45 PM
(between Nick & Benutty)Benutty
Gary Jr. just told me he’s at a sports bar in north hollywoodNick
Oh lord. He is a messYeah I know he’s so dumb I hate him
I want to hit u both upside ur heads with empty champes bottles I will have finished
Oh hunnnee. Never going to happen.
Why not
Because I’ll have drank them faster than you.
Oops I forgot
Nov 28, 2009 11:29 PM
(between Gary Jr. & Benutty)Gary Jr.
[insert voice memo text of Lady Sings the Blues]xoxo
Benutty
There are no words to describe…Track repeat go on and on.
I’m getting your boyfriend earplugs for Christmas
Nov 28, 2009 11:31 PM
(between Nick & Benutty)
Benutty
I hate Gary Jr. so fucking muchNick
You love it. Lol.No I don’t
I just died over that
The wind is making my building really scary right now
[Nick receives Lady Sings the Blues]
Lol. Omg. Gary Jr. is a mess
Yeh now do u hate him?!
I hate him so much.
Told u
He’s such a goddamn disaster
Such a mess. I hate it
I can’t wait to punch him in the face
Lol.
I’d save so much money if I were allergic to music
And alcohol
For real.
Nov. 30, 2009 9:46 AM
(between Gary Jr. & Benutty)Benutty
[insert photo text of Nick next to fake giraffe at the Academy of Sciences]
Gary Jr.
You bitches better not be at the zooThat’s a pic of him a long time ago at the sceience museum. But yeh we r at the zoo
You stupid cow.
The best part is that apparently the Tarot was right – someone was going to die by champes bottle upside the head, and Pig did finish it faster.
Damn,
Benutty