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Posts tagged grindr
Don’t Spread Yourself So Thin Then!
Apr 18th
Hannah: Shawnito’s letting me use his picture for grindr. That’s true love.
Me: Indeed.
Nick Neck Paddy Whack Give JoeJay a Bone
Mar 25th
I really wish Nick would stop taking pictures of himself with my phone and leaving the evidence behind in my photo album. Ugh. Take your turkey neck and go home.
Bengarickfie
Feb 2nd
Found him! This girl looks like the child that would come from a Benutty-Gary-Nick-Alfie orgy. Blend all of our jizz up in a food processor then attach it to one of Shawnito’s eggs and this would be our son, and Bengarickfie is her name.
I’m Offended!
Nov 20th
While I was on Grindr the other night, just fucking with bitches who messaged me, I got a message from a nasty old guy. At first I thought… “oh this guy is bold!… this is gonna be fun”, but soon after he offended me in the worst way. Read below my pretties!
Oh hell no.. Never tell a gay man “all that juicy body!” Dead!
Santa Maria Gays
Aug 16th
So I’m in SoCal (technically the central coast but whatever), and look what I found on Grindr. At first I thought it was Gary Ke$ha, but nope just your basic tragedy.
When did Gary Jr. start calling himself Jason?
May 13th
Smart way to hide the neck fat there, Gary. Wish I had though of that.
Laser Hair Removal Worked For Benutty
Jan 18th
I found new shirtless pictures of Benutty aka ‘Jeff’. I’m so happy to see that the laser hair removal worked for you girl. 2010 is going to be your year!
Benutty on Grindr
P.S. If you don’t know what grindr is, you are probably not a homosexual.