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2010 World Cup Our Balls!
Jul 13th
Congratulations to the first ever World Cup Our Balls champions — SPAIN!!! Spain has so many hot players. Villa, Fabregas, Valdes, Casillo, Torres! OMG. But not Puyol. Oops. Definitely the hottest team in the tournament.
Ooooh la la papi come over to mami, yes. Huhhhhnnn cup your balls then spin around like a dancing queen in my bedroom. Naked. Yes. Spain. Ole! Moo.
And the Golden Booty was a tie, bitches. Because Gary Jr. didn’t vote. But since I run this shit, I get to break the tie.
FABREGAS wins!! Yay. Hot. Hottest player in the tournament to be exact. And he wants his own show…
2010 World Cup Our Balls: Hottest Players (THE FINALS!)
Jul 10th
The actual World Cup games end this weekend, so it is only fitting (and let’s hope it fits!) that the World Cup Our Balls tournament closes this weekend, too.
The final two teams, United States and Spain, have their hottest three players ready for the showdown.
Who wins, y’all?! Which freaking team is the freaking hottest?
UNITED STATES
Carlos Bocanegra
Benny Feilhaber
Landon Donovan
or
SPAIN
Victor Valdes
Cesc Fabregas
David Villa
Also:
Who deserves the Golden Booty for being the HOTTEST goddamn player in the freaking tournament??
Bocanegra - United States
Feilhaber – United States
Fabregas – Spain
Villa – Spain
Boateng – Ghana
Veloso – Portugal
Afellay – Netherlands
Higuain – Argentina
