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So What! Who Cares?!?
Sep 24th
Last night, the hunnies came over for a Project Runway viewing party. This morning I woke up fondled my balls for a moment and noticed something.
There was a little piece of glitter on my scrotum. Every damn time Benutty comes to our house, he leaves behind glitter EVERYWHERE. Apparently even on my balls.
So what! Who cares?!?
Gifts
Mar 31st
Benutty inspired me recently with a post about Good Deeds. Yes, she was ridiculously tooting her own horn and then blogging about it which is anything but classy…but irregardless. Little did the troll lady know, but while she was buying dress as good deeds and leaving notes on her iPhone to make sure that she blogged about it, I was trolling (no pun intended) the streets of Guerneville, CA looking for gifts for Nick and Benutty. I found them. “Ageless” fairy dust glitter for Benutty and a jiggly pig magnet for Nick.
I decided to video-blog about the gift giving ceremony for Pig and Troll. And I used Benutty’s Trees video as inspiration. Enjoy.
Question of the Week 03/27 – 04/02
Mar 31st
Ok, so tell me, how does a middle-aged (yet, somewhat cool) straight couple attend a Lady GaGa concert and fit in? I don’t think we are part of her “Little Monsters”, but we do love her! We really want to go, but don’t want to feel old and ordinary.
Latex.
Impeccable knowledge of song lyrics.
Tight jeans.
Total excitement.
Love.
Eye makeup.
More eye makeup.
Original up-do.
Naughty thoughts.
Shiny things, like glitter.
Trendy yet unique accessories.
Eat before, but not too much.
Raise your claw.
Smuggle in alcohol.
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Stay tuned for the other responses this week.
Gary Ke$ha
Feb 7th
Once again Gary Jr. and booze have come together, and Variety Shop on Clement and 4th Ave has supplied him with what he needs to become the extra special trashy: Gary Ke$ha!!!!
D@2 Impersonator Spotted!!
Feb 5th
I’ve just spotted an employee at PF Changs attempting to impersonate us. He has a Rihanna hair-do like Benutty has been growing, a black shawl like I own and glitter around his eyes like Gary Jr always has.
**** attempts to take a photo of him have failed so far
Gary GaGa
Jan 28th
The Sweetums Series is nice and all… but lets get to the truth. When alcohol and Gary Jr. mix it’s like a drag queen puking on a passed out tranny wearing too much glitter and sequins. Sure he sings to his sweetums, but that is only on the way home from the madness. Once the booze starts flowing Gary Jr. takes off to Variety Shop on Clement Street & 4th Avenue (the best drag queen store in all of the Richmond [the neighborhood, not the ghetto city]), and this is frightening result: Gary GaGa!!!!
