Posts tagged George Clooney

Benutty’s G’damn Bucket List

Jul 27th

Posted by Benutty in Posts by Benutty

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Fine. I’ll do it.

Benutty’s Bucket List:

  • be on Survivor and/or Big Brother and/or Amazing Race
  • go to a World Cup game
  • live in Manhattan
  • become a published author
  • perform in drag at a bar/in public

And for the hell of it…

Benutty’s Fuckit List:

  • Landon Donovan
  • Jay-Z
  • The Rock
  • Alcide
  • George Clooney
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Question of the Week (02/13 – 02/19)

Feb 14th

Posted by Benutty in Question of the Week

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Q: If you could be a woman for 24 hours what would you do?

If I could be a woman for a whole day I would want to be Nick.

But if I could be a woman for another whole day, I’d wear a hella cute outfit and put my hair in a braid with ribbons! Then I’d go shopping in the morning and buy hella cuties brooches, and meet a fancy well-to-do gentleman who would invite me to a very fancy gala in the evening. I’d go to that wearing the motherfucking dress I’m going to get motherfucking gangbanged in that night and some heels, and be on the arm of the hot doctor, and he’d probably finger me under one of the cocktail tables. Then I’d meet a bunch of other hot guys there, get fingered by them and get motherfucking gangbanged, and then I’d ask them each if they’ve ever been into guys. If any of them gave me an inclination that they were I’d show them a picture and give them my number. That way I could call them back the next day when I’m a guy again!

Jealous?

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