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Posts tagged Gary Ke$ha
Best of Grindr: San Francisco Union Square
Aug 23rd
I have to admit, the best part about living near Union Square is that with all the hotels and office buildings around there is an ever-evolving flow of new meat to choose from on Grindr. During the day I have access to all the glory hole-loving, married, business types and at night I get to check out all of the in-town-til-Tuesday-from-Australia-here’s-my-spare-room-key types. It’s hog-heaven.
No, literally. Hog. There are so many goddamn disasters on this shit I don’t know who to choose from! Here are the ones I’m still considering for Shawnito — tell me who I should hook her up with, y’all!
The Blue-Haired Monster, Part 1
The Blue-Haired Monster, Part 2
Top Too Lucky to Paint Coffee; Beer-Martini Forks a Jet in French Rainbows?
Santa Maria Gays
Aug 16th
So I’m in SoCal (technically the central coast but whatever), and look what I found on Grindr. At first I thought it was Gary Ke$ha, but nope just your basic tragedy.
Yeah! What DOES That Make You?
Jul 29th
Apparently it was Ke$ha that said this, and NOT Gary-Ke$ha as originally assumed by national media:
“I have a song I wrote the other night called Take It Off about when I went to a drag show and how really turned on I was by these transvestite men taking clothes off. I was like, what does that even make me?”
It makes you Alfie.
