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Posts tagged Gary GaGa
Alfie Gaga
Sep 1st
About a month ago Alfie took the stage for the first time in drag to perform at my birthday party… He killed it, but now it has gone to his head! Just look at the transformation since:
Wow… What a difference a year makes. Let me introduce you to Alfie Gaga… eat your heart out Gary Jr.! I wonder what Kitty thinks of all this.
So Glad You Said It
Feb 4th
Spent some time with the troll clan today and my little sister, FrankieRose, was running off at the mouth with regard to the blog.
FrankieRose: (something-something about how her coworkers laugh at her when she says “eoh” or “huhhhhnn” at work)
Benutty: Cute, but have you ever heard of the Huhhnny Off?
FrankieRose: No, what is that?
Benutty: A huhhnnny calls “huhhnny off” and it’s a competition to see who can hold their “huuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhnnnn” the longest!
FrankieRose: Oh no.
Benutty: Gary always wins.
FrankieRose: Coz his lungs.
Benutty: Why his lungs?
FrankieRose: Coz he sings.
Benutty: You mean coz he’s a cow?
FrankieRose: No. Coz he sings. Isn’t he a stage performer?
Benutty: … (clock strikes 2am)
FrankieRose: But he does all of those sweetums.



