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Q: If a major network decided to do a reality show based on the Haus of Hunnies… and you all eventually voted each other off the show, who would win and why?

I do appreciate that Gary Jr. has decided that I would win this sure to be dramatic series, however…

I believe his logic is based on the idea that the audience was voting, but the question clearly states that we are voting each other off and as a perceived threat, I would surely be voted off first. So who would survive? Lets break it down:

Nick: Perceiving himself to be the greatest at games would surely be overconfident and show his cards to quickly. Explosive with drama and quick to point out everybody’s faults Nick would tie himself into too many alliances and stab too many backs too quickly. Nick would make it a few episodes, but he will not survive.

Gary Jr: Despite what he says, Gary Jr. could not resist the opportunity to spotlight his talent and launch his singing career and would be a large part of the show.  You know the person on every reality TV show who is obviously more interested in launching a TV career than winning… I present to you… Gary Jr. These characters are always audience favorites, but never win. Gary Jr. would take 3rd place but he is sure to get the spin off: ” Kicked off the farm: Utters in the Gutters”

Benutty: Benutty is a reality TV show mastermind! Benutty doesn’t just watch reality TV he creates reality games for his friends/family. Benutty has all of the skills and knowledge to win. He has just enough personality and persuasion to keep himself on the show and downplay his threat to us as we kick each other off. Benutty would be the favorite if it wasn’t for…

Jay: Silent Jay. As the episodes go on one by one, a silent bartender character, often absent from the action comes periodically in an out of the screen as the hunnies clap and demand more booze. Drunk champagne and cocktail filled drama, laughter, and games give the show substance and Jay gets mistaken for a network provided extra who serves the booze. Forgetting that Jay is playing Benutty would probably declare himself the winner during the second to last voting believing himself to be the only one left.

Benutty or Jay? The winner of this final challenge would depend on what comes in handy more. Does Benutty pick a lock with his broach, or can Jay break open a door with his crow bar. This one is too close to call.

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