The reason Lady GaGa is so goddamn amazing is because she cares. Caring is classy. Plain and simple. Compared to her contemporaries — politicians who don’t care enough to fix our failing system, citizens who don’t care enough to vote, blog readers who don’t care enough to comment, etc. — the Gaggers is a breath of fresh air. It’s just nice to have an entertainer who considers every aspect of her image, her audience, and her beliefs.

For evidence, look no further than the much anticipated “Telephone” video. It’s a motherfucking masterpiece. This is how you make a fucking classy music video:

And this how not to be classy:

Oops. Sorry, FrankieRose and I musta had a little too much champerelles.