Posts tagged fat

DeadRuntz Comics #13

Who Said It?

i dont do fat friends anymore

who said it?

Alfie

Benutty

Gary Jr.

Jay

Nick

Shawnito

Diet Update 02/22/10

So yea..  Not good news my friends.  I weighed myself this morning, and I am still 212 pounds.  I have cut back on over eating and overall just bad food, but I haven’t really started any exercise.  I’m going to get on that this week, and we’ll see if my outcome next Monday is better than today.

I don’t think I mentioned what my goal was last time, so my first goal is to get under 200 pounds.

This week I will start counting calories hardcore, and begin exercising.  Baby steps bitches!

The Variety Shop Strikes Again

Last night some of the girls came over for shits n giggles… you know the usual. Benutty was an extra special mess last night, as he stopped by the Variety Shop on Clement & 4th Ave. on his way here. This was the result:

That wasn’t all though… He found my bag of York Pieces that I had bought Jay, opened it, and ate all but 4 pieces… After that he opened the bag of Sour Cream and Onion Ruffles, and a package of Sour Cream, and dip his chips into it. Eating it all!

The lesson here… Trolls are hungry fat messes. Beware.

Why I Hate Benutty

We just had this conversation via IM:

Benutty: huhhhnz
Nick: yes… my dear?
Benutty: just saying hi, i’ve been really busy this morning
Nick: running? exercising? lol
Benutty: kind of
Nick: hunniee walking to get a burrito doesn’t count
Benutty: oh oops

Riddle Me This

What is the worst possible farm animal to invite to your Lost premiere party?

Nick knows the answer:

You Know What I Hate?

I hate stupid fat bitches who insist on wearing belly shirts… wow I didn’t realize some girls have treasure trails… <vomit>… put on a shirt that fits whore!  That’s right… I said it.