Swear. My family is mucho big coz my Grandma had 10 kids/trolls and they are all hella mami desperate for me to blog about them! Like this queer cousin of mine, Little Mark, that decided to plug D@2 on Facebook. Loves.

Truth be told, I talked to him about participating in my 2nd annual Survivor Challenge today and he’s probably just trying to make his D@2 presence known in order to begin the trappings of a potential alliance with Nick and/or Gary Jr. and/or Alfie. Or Aunt Frawn.

On the real though, Little Mark, thanks for the shout-out! You’re already one of our favorite readers! (Ask us a question of the week)