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Whorifying Tales from Beyond the D@2 Crib

Jun 17th

Posted by Benutty in Paparazzi

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Look what kind of trouble Baby Alfie and Baby Nick get into when they escape from their D@2 cribs! They crawl to the drag queen Variety Shop on Clement, buy cumcumber masks and turn into whorific diva-disasters.

Cute bibs baby huhhhhnnns. Wouldn’t wanna get any cumcumber spooge on those precious blouses.

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The Jersey Shore

Feb 7th

Posted by Benutty in Paparazzi

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Q: What happens when you get hella drunkies in football jerseys to take a picture?

Photo: HRH Hannah

A: Benutty still wears a brooch & drinks le champerelles.

UPDATE: Aunt F. saved the day — she dug up another bottle of champes for the huhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnies.
Drinks. Champes. Football. Jealous. FrankieRose. Hungry. Mami. Huh? Dead. Rooster. Oops. Nick?

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