Ok, we all agree that the Grammys this year were bullshit. No one believes that Saylor Twift really deserves Album of the Year. And I’m still trying to figure out who the fuck Kings of Leon are — when I Google their name all I get are Twitter feeds about how #gagawasrobbed. Oh, and although I am (and I think I stand alone on this one here at D@2) a fan of Beyonce, I don’t think Single Ladies should have even been nominated for Song of the Year — it should have been Record. Blah.

But the most disappointing part of the whole thing comes in two parts. Part 1: GaGa gets shut out of the Big 3 categories. Part 2: They didn’t even air the categories she did win in! Hello, the only reason anyone watched was to see GaGa’s performance and to check out her outfit while she gave a shout out to her gay fans in her acceptance speech! Frankly, GaGa was treated poorly by the producers of the show and they should all be shot.

Highlights?

Obvi, GaGa’s amazing performance with Elton John. Still a little disappointed that GaGa and Beyonce didn’t perform Telephone together, but it’s crazy that I never thought of putting Elton and GaGa together. It truly was magical, and enlightening to see how clearly Speechless is inspired by Elton’s music. Let’s face it, all these other bitches are fake GaGas trying to wear their faux Haus of GaGa outfits and their space-age rip-off performances (see: Black Eyed Peas backup dancers in red GaGa suits).

Bullshit.

Pink tore it up, too. Loved when she pissed all over the audience.