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Alright… So if you do not want to hear a story about rimming, then I suggest you quit reading right now.

Back in the year 2000 I started dating this Mexican guy name Joel. I was initially attracted to him because he kind of reminded me of a Mexican version of Morrissey. We even gave him the next name “Morricito”. He was a pretty awesome guy who made me laugh all the time. I remember he smelled really good… I couldn’t get enough of it. We dated for about 2 months until I found out he had like 2 other boyfriends. Plus he was slowly becoming a drag queen which at the time I couldn’t handle, but now I think it would be fun. Well I don’t know if he was a drag queen really, but he certainly was a club kid like in that movie Party Monster. BTW If you have not seen Party Monster featuring Macaulay Culkin you should totally get it. Talk about ridiculous!

Anyways… Morricito really like to be rimmed. Like seriously… I was down there all the time. I remember this one night we had went out drinking and dancing (which meant it was probably Latino night at Faces). We headed back to his place, and started fooling around. As usual I went down below for some salad, and let me tell you… I was working some magic… or so I thought. After like 5 minutes or so I realized I wasn’t hearing him making any sounds or anything, and I thought he was getting bored. I looked up from below him, and this fool was sleeping! I just sat there and stared at him in shock. My first reaction was to slap the fool silly because hello… that’s hella rude to fall a sleep on someone. I realize he was really drunk, but come on. I kept my cool though, and decided that I was just going to leave. So I quietly got dressed, and walked the fuck out.

We broke up shortly after that incident, but every time I run into him we always bring it up and have a good laugh.

And that… is one of Nick’s Greatest Moments.