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To All The Dieting Bitches
Mar 2nd
Hey Skinny Bitches! Good luck with your diets! If you are fat, you are worthless. Tell your fat to fuck off. Push until it hurts. Push until you herniate. Lift with your neck!
And whenever you feel like eating that brownie, I want you to pop on this video and do a quick workout. Make your cooter sweat.
Diet Update 10/11/10
Oct 11th
Oops… Kind of slacked off on my diet for a couple months. I’ve been dreading weighing myself again because I didn’t want to find out that I gained hella weight back. Today was the day though, and it wasn’t as painful as I thought it was going to be. I gained 5 pounds since the last update I posted. I now weigh 184 pounds.
The diet starts again today, and so does my regular bike rides. I’m hopeful that I can continue to lose weight and reach my current goal of 169 pounds before the end of the year.
Anyone else having dieting issues like me? haha
02/15/10 – 212 pounds
02/22/10 – 212 pounds (-0)
03/01/10 – 210 pounds (-2)
03/08/10 – 205 pounds (-5)
03/15/10 – 203 pounds (-2)
03/22/10 – 200 pounds (-3)
03/25/10 – 199 pounds (-1)
04/05/10 – 196 pounds (-3)
04/12/10 – 196 pounds (-0)
04/19/10 – 194 pounds (-2)
04/26/10 – 192 pounds (-2)
05/03/10 – 191 pounds (-1)
05/10/10 – 189 pounds (-2)
05/17/10 – 187 pounds (-2)
05/25/10 – 187 pounds (-0)
05/31/10 – 186 pounds (-1)
06/07/10 – 184 pounds (-2)
06/15/10 – 183 pounds (-1)
06/21/10 – 182 pounds (-1)
06/28/10 – 181 pounds (-1)
07/05/10 – 182 pounds (+1)
07/12/10 – 180 pounds (-2)
07/19/10 – 180 pounds (-0)
07/26/10 – 180 pounds (-0)
08/02/10 – 180 pounds (-0)
08/09/10 – 179 pounds (-1)
10/11/10 – 184 pounds (+5)
Total Lost to Date: 28 pounds
Diet Update 08/09/10
Aug 9th
Finally I can fucking post an update! 4 weeks has past and I finally lost 1 pound. Ugh that was not easy… I don’t like this plateau bullshit. It better start dripping off right now… can you imagine that? If it actually dripped off. Blah!
So I went on a 34-mile bike ride this weekend, and it was so much fun. I feel like I am now prepared to bike to Samuel P. Taylor park when we go camping in a couple weeks. I took some pictures on the way to show everyone.
Golden Gate Bridge
Sausalito
View from Sausalito
Marin Bike Path
On Top of Hill on Camino Alto
Corte Madera Bike Path
On Meadowsweet Drive
Back in SF on Arguello
How is everyone else doing on their diets?
02/15/10 – 212 pounds
02/22/10 – 212 pounds (-0)
03/01/10 – 210 pounds (-2)
03/08/10 – 205 pounds (-5)
03/15/10 – 203 pounds (-2)
03/22/10 – 200 pounds (-3)
03/25/10 – 199 pounds (-1)
04/05/10 – 196 pounds (-3)
04/12/10 – 196 pounds (-0)
04/19/10 – 194 pounds (-2)
04/26/10 – 192 pounds (-2)
05/03/10 – 191 pounds (-1)
05/10/10 – 189 pounds (-2)
05/17/10 – 187 pounds (-2)
05/25/10 – 187 pounds (-0)
05/31/10 – 186 pounds (-1)
06/07/10 – 184 pounds (-2)
06/15/10 – 183 pounds (-1)
06/21/10 – 182 pounds (-1)
06/28/10 – 181 pounds (-1)
07/05/10 – 182 pounds (+1)
07/12/10 – 180 pounds (-2)
07/19/10 – 180 pounds (-0)
07/26/10 – 180 pounds (-0)
08/02/10 – 180 pounds (-0)
08/09/10 – 179 pounds (-1)
Total Lost to Date: 33 pounds
Diet Update 07/12/10
Jul 12th
So I haven’t posted one of these in a while so let’s catch up on what has been going on. About two weeks ago I lost another pound to make my total weight loss 31 pounds, but then after 4th of July weekend I gained the pound back… Boooooooo! This week though I lost 2 pounds, so my total weight loss now is 32 pounds. A good rebound!
I also went on my first bike trip across the Golden Gate Bridge to Sausalito. The ride back almost killed me but I made it, and I didn’t walk or stop to rest so I think I did a good job. Considering the shape I was in 6 months ago I think I’m doing pretty good.
How is everyone else doing? Benutty? Gary Jr? FrankieRose? Shawnito? Jay?
02/15/10 – 212 pounds
02/22/10 – 212 pounds (-0)
03/01/10 – 210 pounds (-2)
03/08/10 – 205 pounds (-5)
03/15/10 – 203 pounds (-2)
03/22/10 – 200 pounds (-3)
03/25/10 – 199 pounds (-1)
04/05/10 – 196 pounds (-3)
04/12/10 – 196 pounds (-0)
04/19/10 – 194 pounds (-2)
04/26/10 – 192 pounds (-2)
05/03/10 – 191 pounds (-1)
05/10/10 – 189 pounds (-2)
05/17/10 – 187 pounds (-2)
05/25/10 – 187 pounds (-0)
05/31/10 – 186 pounds (-1)
06/07/10 – 184 pounds (-2)
06/15/10 – 183 pounds (-1)
06/21/10 – 182 pounds (-1)
06/28/10 – 181 pounds (-1)
07/05/10 – 182 pounds (+1)
07/12/10 – 180 pounds (-2)
Total Lost to Date: 32 pounds
Diet Update 06/21/10
Jun 21st
As of today I have lost 30 pounds! Say what!?!? It’s kind of sad that I am happy about it, and sickened by it at the same time. 30 pounds is a lot… I was a god damn heifer. Never again!
How are all of you doing?
02/15/10 – 212 pounds
02/22/10 – 212 pounds (-0)
03/01/10 – 210 pounds (-2)
03/08/10 – 205 pounds (-5)
03/15/10 – 203 pounds (-2)
03/22/10 – 200 pounds (-3)
03/25/10 – 199 pounds (-1)
04/05/10 – 196 pounds (-3)
04/12/10 – 196 pounds (-0)
04/19/10 – 194 pounds (-2)
04/26/10 – 192 pounds (-2)
05/03/10 – 191 pounds (-1)
05/10/10 – 189 pounds (-2)
05/17/10 – 187 pounds (-2)
05/25/10 – 187 pounds (-0)
05/31/10 – 186 pounds (-1)
06/07/10 – 184 pounds (-2)
06/15/10 – 183 pounds (-1)
06/21/10 – 182 pounds (-1)
Total Lost to Date: 30 pounds
Diet Update 06/15/10
Jun 15th
I was attempting to reach 179 pounds by pride weekend, but I don’t think that is going to happen. However I do so much during pride weekend I might make it to 179 by the end of it. Holla! (Oh yea.. Lost 1 pound this week. As long as I am losing I’m happy)
02/15/10 – 212 pounds
02/22/10 – 212 pounds (Failed)
03/01/10 – 210 pounds (-2)
03/08/10 – 205 pounds (-5)
03/15/10 – 203 pounds (-2)
03/22/10 – 200 pounds (-3)
03/25/10 – 199 pounds (-1)
04/05/10 – 196 pounds (-3)
04/12/10 – 196 pounds (Failed)
04/19/10 – 194 pounds (-2)
04/26/10 – 192 pounds (-2)
05/03/10 – 191 pounds (-1)
05/10/10 – 189 pounds (-2)
05/17/10 – 187 pounds (-2)
05/25/10 – 187 pounds (Failed)
05/31/10 – 186 pounds (-1)
06/07/10 – 184 pounds (-2)
06/15/10 – 183 pounds (-1)
Total Lost to Date: 29 pounds
Diet Update 06/07/10
Jun 7th
Rode my bike a lot this past week, and I am going to continue it thru the rest of the month. Keeps getting easier. I was down 2 pounds this week. Yay for me bitches!
How is everyone else doing?
02/15/10 – 212 pounds
02/22/10 – 212 pounds (Failed)
03/01/10 – 210 pounds (-2)
03/08/10 – 205 pounds (-5)
03/15/10 – 203 pounds (-2)
03/22/10 – 200 pounds (-3)
03/25/10 – 199 pounds (-1)
04/05/10 – 196 pounds (-3)
04/12/10 – 196 pounds (Failed)
04/19/10 – 194 pounds (-2)
04/26/10 – 192 pounds (-2)
05/03/10 – 191 pounds (-1)
05/10/10 – 189 pounds (-2)
05/17/10 – 187 pounds (-2)
05/25/10 – 187 pounds (Failed)
05/31/10 – 186 pounds (-1)
05/07/10 – 184 pounds (-2)
Total Lost to Date: 28 pounds
PS: I am doing these posts until I am happy with my weight… Maybe I can find some before and after photos by then too. what!
Diet Update 05/31/10
May 31st
I have no clue how my body did it… but I lost 1 pound this week. After all the drinking I did this week it is truly a miracle.
Anyone have some low-calorie recipes they would like to share? Gary Jr?
Oh and how is everyone else doing?
02/15/10 – 212 pounds
02/22/10 – 212 pounds (Failed)
03/01/10 – 210 pounds (-2)
03/08/10 – 205 pounds (-5)
03/15/10 – 203 pounds (-2)
03/22/10 – 200 pounds (-3)
03/25/10 – 199 pounds (-1)
04/05/10 – 196 pounds (-3)
04/12/10 – 196 pounds (Failed)
04/19/10 – 194 pounds (-2)
04/26/10 – 192 pounds (-2)
05/03/10 – 191 pounds (-1)
05/10/10 – 189 pounds (-2)
05/17/10 – 187 pounds (-2)
05/25/10 – 187 pounds (Failed)
05/31/10 – 186 pounds (-1)
Total Lost to Date: 26 pounds