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Ding Dong Ditch!!
Feb 11th
Gary Jr. is such a god damn mess. So last night I was sitting on the toilet when I heard the doorbell ring. Jay buzzed in whoever it was, and I could hear him say “hello?”. Apparently it was no one though. I just figured it was some douche bag kids pushing buttons as they walked by. I was half right. I checked twitter soon after and I saw this entry:
The image he posted was this:
I responded to his tweet, because don’t you ever get that close to my house without stopping in to say hello… hell no!
Gary Jr. claimed he made Misha drive way out of the way to do it since they were in town picking something up. But we all know that he was actually a block away eating sushi which in turn made him sleepy, so he had to head home right after. Don’t ever try to lie to me either bitch. You just wait til I am in Oakland next time.
The Best of Dead at 2am – 2010
Dec 31st
Yeah yeah. It’s been a year. Wanna fight about it? Remember all those good laughs and poignant moments you had reading our blog whilst you shat on the shitter. Well here they all are again. Ladies and Trolls, drum roll please. It’s our D@2 Year in Review. Love it or die!
I’m Offended!
Nov 20th
While I was on Grindr the other night, just fucking with bitches who messaged me, I got a message from a nasty old guy. At first I thought… “oh this guy is bold!… this is gonna be fun”, but soon after he offended me in the worst way. Read below my pretties!
Oh hell no.. Never tell a gay man “all that juicy body!” Dead!
No One Wheres My Hoodie?
Oct 17th
I know WHERE it is. But no one wears it.
Dead at 12:40am in SacTown!
Someone Dies Tonight
Jun 22nd
I get to work today, and I find this pinned up on my cubical wall. Someone will definitely die tonight.
At least it is a skinny piggie I guess, and something edible. Hunnn
Dead Pigs (not Nick)
Apr 3rd
I live in The Inner Richmond district of San Francisco. A busy commercial corridor in this area is Clement Street. Sometimes, this area is called “New Chinatown”.
I was off work all week, thanks to the State of California not being able to fully fund higher education (because higher education is not really important after all).
While walking down Clement Street on Thursday, I saw … THE DEAD PIG TRUCK. No joke. Dead headless pigs — in a truck.
Want to see? Do you really want to see? Ok, ok, this is gross, but here you go. And here is more.
Question of the Week (03/20 – 03/26)
Mar 20th
This week’s question was asked by 3rin of San Francisco, CA:
What ONE activity could you do all day long without getting bored? And no…the answer is not abortions, Jiz.
I would have to say… making fun of Benutty’s thighs and Gary Jr.’s 4 stomachs. Oh ok.. I guess the real answer is that I could play games all day and never get bored. By games I mean any board games, computer games, drinking games or video games. What I really need to do now is make up my own game and make millions of dollars off it. Then I would rub it in every-one’s faces and say “you ain’t gon get mine motha fuckas”.
Seriously though when is game night? I need to buy an easel, and a giant pad of paper so we can play Pictionary. What!
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Stay tuned for the other responses this week.
DeadRuntz Comics #1
Feb 23rd
So I have been working on a comic strip for like a month now. My original idea was to use pictures of animals, but it was not easy finding a pig, cow, troll, monkey, rooster…etc all drawn by the same artist. (Yes I have to have them all look the same.) Benutty showed me how to create these avatars which he later used in his Roll Call post. I had already made my own version of myself and Gary when he posted it, so I decided to scrap them, and use Benutty’s as my base. So big thanks to Benutty for helping me along with this. Enjoy.
