Unfortunately for everyone but me, I discovered that CBS is allowing fans to upload video applications for upcoming seasons of Survivor online! I tried out for the show a couple years ago at the Verizon in Emeryville, but didn’t get a call-back. I also tried out for Big Brother back in the day — (if you google my name that video will come up in the search) — and didn’t get a call back on that one either. Hopefully third time’s a charm!

Wait. I also tried out for Real World waaaaaaay back in the day. I’m fucked.

But maybe, just maybe, I’ll get a call-back this time. I like need to meet Ozzy.

Help me get noticed by viewing my audition video and commenting on how cute I look, how funny I am, and how badly you want me on the show!!

After that, make your own and try out, too!