1) I hate people who fart on the bus.  Like really?!?!?!  You can’t hold that shit until you get to your stop?  I know it is you old Asian man looking guilty.   I don’t know you have been eating but good lord…..  how does something so awful come out of you.

2) I hate Meg Whitman.   Obviously I hate her because she is a filthy republican, but it is beyond that.  It is the way she speaks…  she sounds like all the douche bag executives at any place I have ever worked… all positive and smiley, but behind it all you know they are planning to make your life hell.  That’s right!   Oh and how can you call yourself a fiscal conservative???  You just spent 71 million dollars of your own money on a primary!!!  That doesn’t sound like someone who knows how to use her money wisely.

3) I hate Perez Hilton.  Talk about total douche bag!  I hear he is in trouble recently because he posted a picture of Miley Cyrus’ pink taco on twitter, and home girl is only 17 years old.   Child pornography is illegal my dear.  Now he is freaking out trying to prove that the picture he posted showed her wearing underwear… well if that’s true, then why did you delete that post on twitter? why don’t you repost it on your website?  why don’t you jump off a bridge?  I’m so sick of his ugly fucking face, and I am so sick of him thinking he is more important than he actually is.   I hope you go to prison for child pornography… that would be amazeballs! (That’s right… I said it)

What do you hate?