Posts tagged champes

Kinda like gchat, the best thing about the iPhone is that it stores every fucking text conversation you’ve ever had. So why not show how much I adore all of the other pinot-grigio-drinking-so-what-who-cares contributors by posting some of the things we’ve said to, and about, each other.

Nov 28, 2009 9:45 PM
(between Nick & Benutty)

Benutty
Gary Jr. just told me he’s at a sports bar in north hollywood

Nick
Oh lord. He is a mess

Yeah I know he’s so dumb I hate him

I want to hit u both upside ur heads with empty champes bottles I will have finished

Oh hunnnee. Never going to happen.

Why not

Because I’ll have drank them faster than you.

Oops I forgot

Nov 28, 2009 11:29 PM
(between Gary Jr. & Benutty)

Gary Jr.
[insert voice memo text of Lady Sings the Blues]

xoxo

Benutty
There are no words to describe…

Track repeat go on and on.

I’m getting your boyfriend earplugs for Christmas

Nov 28, 2009 11:31 PM
(between Nick & Benutty)

Benutty
I hate Gary Jr. so fucking much

Nick
You love it. Lol.

No I don’t

I just died over that

The wind is making my building really scary right now

[Nick receives Lady Sings the Blues]

Lol. Omg. Gary Jr. is a mess

Yeh now do u hate him?!

I hate him so much.

Told u

He’s such a goddamn disaster

Such a mess. I hate it

I can’t wait to punch him in the face

Lol.

I’d save so much money if I were allergic to music

And alcohol

For real.

Nov. 30, 2009 9:46 AM
(between Gary Jr. & Benutty)

Benutty
[insert photo text of Nick next to fake giraffe at the Academy of Sciences]

Gary Jr.
You bitches better not be at the zoo

That’s a pic of him a long time ago at the sceience museum. But yeh we r at the zoo

You stupid cow.

The best part is that apparently the Tarot was right – someone was going to die by champes bottle upside the head, and Pig did finish it faster.

Damn,

Benutty