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DeadRuntz Comics #7

Nick — Sat, 15 May 2010 23:23:30 +0000

Recipe for Class: GaGa Makes a Music Video Masterpiece

Benutty — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 07:54:44 +0000

The reason Lady GaGa is so goddamn amazing is because she cares. Caring is classy. Plain and simple. Compared to her contemporaries — politicians who don’t care enough to fix our failing system, citizens who don’t care enough to vote, blog readers who don’t care enough to comment, etc. — the Gaggers is a breath of fresh air. It’s just nice to have an entertainer who considers every aspect of her image, her audience, and her beliefs.

For evidence, look no further than the much anticipated “Telephone” video. It’s a motherfucking masterpiece. This is how you make a fucking classy music video:

And this how not to be classy:

Oops. Sorry, FrankieRose and I musta had a little too much champerelles.

Benutty Presents: Gary Jr.’s Best Angle

Benutty — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 20:45:50 +0000

The Emancipation of Password-Catch Phrase

Benutty — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 10:45:11 +0000

You know, Jay posted a really important question in the comment section of the original Password-Catch Phrase post that I wanted to make sure everyone got a chance to see.

Question: Did anyone notice that 1) I won a game … and 2) I played a game?!?

[Jay routinely doesn't involve himself in the fun that the rest of the huhhhns have. He doesn't play Wii. He doesn't compete in board game olympics. He won't drink champerelles (he prefers 8 tall sailors & diet cokes). He doesn't do anything entertaining, but improve the aesthetics of our blog. God love him.]

Answer: No, bitch. No one noticed. But what they did notice is that when the fucking answer was “Cinderella” your clues were “dwarves” and “seven.”

You goddamn ape. The best part was when Nick (who was on your team) guessed “Snow White” and the look on your face exemplified how dumb you felt.

So, no. No one noticed that you even played.