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You Know What I Hate?
Nov 11th
I hate disgusting people who act and smell like trash! On Monday I was on the 38L-Geary Limited bus heading to work. I was sitting near the back of the bus when this nasty guy gets on thru the back door… he didn’t pay to get on either. He stood right near me, and he smelled so fucking disgusting! It was like a mixture of ashtray and sweaty Benutty butt crack. A lot of people moved away, but since I was sitting and I knew he’d probably get off at the Tenderloin stop I stayed put.
After a minute or two he started clearing his throat, but not like a normal person… like seriously hardcore putting everything he’s got into it. We start pulling up to the Tenderloin stop, and he begins to move toward the door, but then he stops… starts clearing his throat again, and then turns his head and spits the biggest most disgusting Jell-O looking green mucus wad that I have ever seen on to the floor of the bus. Everyone in the back of the bus made a “uughghhhggghhghghgg” sound, and the fool gets off the bus. You could tell that some people really wanted to puke after seeing it, but it was like a car accident… you couldn’t take your eyes off it.
And then just when you thought it could not get any worse than it already had, some young thug kids jump on the bus at Powell Street and one of them steps in it and slips a little smearing it all over the floor. Blahhhh… Riding public transit is hard sometimes.
You Know What I Hate?
Jun 16th
1) I hate people who fart on the bus. Like really?!?!?! You can’t hold that shit until you get to your stop? I know it is you old Asian man looking guilty. I don’t know you have been eating but good lord….. how does something so awful come out of you.
2) I hate Meg Whitman. Obviously I hate her because she is a filthy republican, but it is beyond that. It is the way she speaks… she sounds like all the douche bag executives at any place I have ever worked… all positive and smiley, but behind it all you know they are planning to make your life hell. That’s right! Oh and how can you call yourself a fiscal conservative??? You just spent 71 million dollars of your own money on a primary!!! That doesn’t sound like someone who knows how to use her money wisely.
3) I hate Perez Hilton. Talk about total douche bag! I hear he is in trouble recently because he posted a picture of Miley Cyrus’ pink taco on twitter, and home girl is only 17 years old. Child pornography is illegal my dear. Now he is freaking out trying to prove that the picture he posted showed her wearing underwear… well if that’s true, then why did you delete that post on twitter? why don’t you repost it on your website? why don’t you jump off a bridge? I’m so sick of his ugly fucking face, and I am so sick of him thinking he is more important than he actually is. I hope you go to prison for child pornography… that would be amazeballs! (That’s right… I said it)
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You Know What I Hate?
Feb 18th
I hate gross people. Like yesterday when I was on the bus heading home, I was sitting in the very back of the bus where there are five seats across, and I had two empty seats next to me. The bus stopped to pick some people up, and suddenly I felt this swaying motion. I froze in my seat thinking it must be an earthquake or something (no joke), but then noticed this obese woman who just walked onto the bus. I’m talking huge here people… about 5’6″ and 300 pounds or more. Just my luck she heads to the back of the bus to sit next to me. This woman’s ass and hips are so fucking big she takes up both empty seats, and still is crowding me. Then I noticed something. A smell. A rotten fishy smell. A smell that reminded me of my 8th grade science teacher Mrs. Kuntz. It was foul dirty pussy. If not that, then it was the funk growing between her rolls. All I know is that it took my breath away. Seriously… You know when you smell something so awful you can’t breathe at all… there is like no air. So I opened the window next to me, and prayed it would help. What I noticed though was every time the bus made a sudden move or hit a bump in the road I got big whiff of rotting fish. It was awful.
I’ve noticed that really big obese girls always smell like this, and I think it’s because they can’t reach their rotting peach to clean it. Whatever it is, I fucking hate it. Clean yo shit!