Misha and I had dinner tonight at the Roadside BBQ on Geary Blvd. in San Francisco. I needed to pee and entered the brightly tiled bathroom. Lo and behold! What did my bovine eyes spy?

Someone at the Roadside BBQ broke into Nick’s family home and stole the treasured Nick Family Portrait! I mean that shit is THREE GENERATIONS! They’ve been looking for it for ages.

Well look no further, piggies. Hunnies found it.

The Nick Family Portrait