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2010 World Cup Our Balls: Hottest Players (THE FINALS!)

The actual World Cup games end this weekend, so it is only fitting (and let’s hope it fits!) that the World Cup Our Balls tournament closes this weekend, too.

The final two teams, United States and Spain, have their hottest three players ready for the showdown.

Who wins, y’all?! Which freaking team is the freaking hottest?

UNITED STATES
Carlos Bocanegra
Benny Feilhaber
Landon Donovan

or

SPAIN
Victor Valdes
Cesc Fabregas
David Villa

Also:

Who deserves the Golden Booty for being the HOTTEST goddamn player in the freaking tournament??

Bocanegra - United States
Feilhaber – United States
Fabregas – Spain
Villa – Spain
Boateng – Ghana
Veloso – Portugal
Afellay – Netherlands
Higuain – Argentina

2010 World Cup Our Balls: Hottest Players Knockout Stage (Round of 16)

We’ve got the final 16 teams placed in the 2010 World Cup, but on D@2 the championship won’t be decided by who scores the most goals. Instead, each team puts forth their hottest players and the entire team will advance based on who makes us scream “eeeooooooh huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaay!” loudest & longest.

Match 1: Uruguay vs. South Korea

ABREU

KI

Match 2: United States vs. Ghana

BOCANEGRA

BOATENG

Who wins, y’all?

Match 1: Abreu or Ki?
Match 2: Bocanegra or Boateng?

Also: check these hotties play in their actual matches tomorrow afternoon! Woot.