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Shawnito’s New Tattoo

Nick — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 10:36:22 +0000

We all know how Shawnito loves to get new tattoos, but oddly enough he is feeling really shy about showing his new ink. Well my salty spy Tiffany “Black Sheep” Areola snapped this picture of it for me to show all of you! He really loves those girls doesn’t he?

She Does Her Little Turn On The Catwalk

Shawnito — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 19:17:55 +0000

So the Black sheep walks by and goes to the elevator and does a catwalk turn as she pushes the button to go downstairs yesterday. This is the conversation we had after

Black sheep

Did you see that? i did a catwalk turn.

Shawnito

Yeah too bad you did it in those shoes.

I will give it to the bitch she did pay a lot of money for all that UGLY. Its no big secret that i have never liked her shoes, but i look past them because i love her long time

UPDATE: My shoes

Black sheep would not let me take a pic of her busted ass shoes. yeah thats right i said it.

The Ways I Have Created A “Salty Bitch”

Shawnito — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 21:26:11 +0000

Monday

Shawnito:

Hey look at me in my Lane Bryant stretch pants

Co-worker:

You know I shop there right?

Shawnito:

…….(walking away)

Co-worker:

Now I’m salty

Shawnito:

They’re not Lane Bryant stretch pants they’re Kenneth Cole

Co-worker:

Label whore

Tuesday

Co-worker:

Good morning Shawnito

Shawnito:

Good morning (walks over to her desk)

Hey Aretha Franklin

Co-worker:

Oh no you didn’t ( rips off giant hair bow and throws it on her desk)

Now I’m salty

Time of death 9:45am. R.I.P giant Aretha hair bow.

I think its going to be a salty week here at the office.

what will tomorrow bring?

DeadRuntz Comics #8

Nick — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 03:34:35 +0000