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Posts tagged black sheep
Shawnito’s New Tattoo
Dec 8th
We all know how Shawnito loves to get new tattoos, but oddly enough he is feeling really shy about showing his new ink. Well my salty spy Tiffany “Black Sheep” Areola snapped this picture of it for me to show all of you! He really loves those girls doesn’t he?
She Does Her Little Turn On The Catwalk
Aug 5th
So the Black sheep walks by and goes to the elevator and does a catwalk turn as she pushes the button to go downstairs yesterday. This is the conversation we had after
Black sheep
Did you see that? i did a catwalk turn.
Shawnito
Yeah too bad you did it in those shoes.
I will give it to the bitch she did pay a lot of money for all that UGLY. Its no big secret that i have never liked her shoes, but i look past them because i love her long time 
UPDATE: My shoes 
Black sheep would not let me take a pic of her busted ass shoes. yeah thats right i said it.
The Ways I Have Created A “Salty Bitch”
Jul 27th
Monday
Shawnito:
Hey look at me in my Lane Bryant stretch pants
Co-worker:
You know I shop there right?
Shawnito:
…….(walking away)
Co-worker:
Now I’m salty
Shawnito:
They’re not Lane Bryant stretch pants they’re Kenneth Cole
Co-worker:
Label whore
Tuesday
Co-worker:
Good morning Shawnito
Shawnito:
Good morning (walks over to her desk)
Hey Aretha Franklin
Co-worker:
Oh no you didn’t ( rips off giant hair bow and throws it on her desk)
Now I’m salty
Time of death 9:45am. R.I.P giant Aretha hair bow.
I think its going to be a salty week here at the office.
what will tomorrow bring?
