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She Does Her Little Turn On The Catwalk
Aug 5th
So the Black sheep walks by and goes to the elevator and does a catwalk turn as she pushes the button to go downstairs yesterday. This is the conversation we had after
Black sheep
Did you see that? i did a catwalk turn.
Shawnito
Yeah too bad you did it in those shoes.
I will give it to the bitch she did pay a lot of money for all that UGLY. Its no big secret that i have never liked her shoes, but i look past them because i love her long time 
UPDATE: My shoes 
Black sheep would not let me take a pic of her busted ass shoes. yeah thats right i said it.
The Ways I Have Created A “Salty Bitch”
Jul 27th
Monday
Shawnito:
Hey look at me in my Lane Bryant stretch pants
Co-worker:
You know I shop there right?
Shawnito:
…….(walking away)
Co-worker:
Now I’m salty
Shawnito:
They’re not Lane Bryant stretch pants they’re Kenneth Cole
Co-worker:
Label whore
Tuesday
Co-worker:
Good morning Shawnito
Shawnito:
Good morning (walks over to her desk)
Hey Aretha Franklin
Co-worker:
Oh no you didn’t ( rips off giant hair bow and throws it on her desk)
Now I’m salty
Time of death 9:45am. R.I.P giant Aretha hair bow.
I think its going to be a salty week here at the office.
what will tomorrow bring?
