So Alfie and I were heading over to Benutty’s new apartment yesterday to check out his new digs.  We decided to take a taxi cab because we didn’t have that much time until the Giants game we were all going to later on.  I jumped in the cab first, and the driver tells me… “one of you might want to get in the front seat”… That’s when I noticed that this big ass fool was sooo big that he had to have his seat all the way back touching the back seat.  So Alfie jumped in the front, and we headed on our way.  The cab driver decided to turn up his music really loud.   This music was insane!  I have never heard anything so fucking bizarre.  It was like some amateur recorded it on his new Sony keyboard or something.  I was seriously starting to lose my mind…  I even thought about just jumping out of the cab to get away!!  Thank god he finally turned down his music when Alfie pulled out the Giants tickets to talk baseball bullshit.

I secretly recorded the music just for you..  Take a listen.