Posts tagged Posts by Benutty

So What! Who Cares?!?

Sep 24th

Posted by Gary Jr. in So What! Who Cares?!?

3 comments

Last night, the hunnies came over for a Project Runway viewing party. This morning I woke up fondled my balls for a moment and noticed something.

There was a little piece of glitter on my scrotum. Every damn time Benutty comes to our house, he leaves behind glitter EVERYWHERE. Apparently even on my balls.

So what! Who cares?!?

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Sweetums Series #7

Feb 6th

Posted by Gary Jr. in Sweetums Series

4 comments

Never give Gary Jr. multiple melon vodka spritzers and then turn on Liza.

You know that bitch is gonna sing showtunes to Benutty and others. Listen to the end.

Lady Sings the Cabaret.

Toodles,
Gary Jr.

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So You Think Trolls Dance?

Feb 1st

Posted by Gary Jr. in Posts by Gary Jr.

5 comments

Well do I have news for you. They do!

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Sling Blade Benutty

Jan 23rd

Posted by Gary Jr. in Posts by Gary Jr.

2 comments

Word on the street is that Benutty got a haircut. Our sources cannot confirm whether or not it resembles Billy Bob Thornton.

But this just came in from TMZ.

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