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Question of the Week (1/23 – 1/29)
Jan 23rd
This week’s question was asked by FrankieRose from Sacramento, CA:
Q: If a major network decided to do a reality show based on the Haus of Hunnies… and you all eventually voted each other off the show, who would win and why?
This is easy. Let me tell you a little story about what happened last night.
Gary Jr. was on his way to my house last night, when suddenly his stomach started growling at him. With no more cud left to chew mama was one hungry cow. So he began speeding on the Bay Bridge to get to San Francisco faster (I mean to get to Taco Bell faster). Poor Gary Jr. didn’t realize he was going 70mph in a 50mph zone… the only thing on his mind were meximelts, two supreme tacos, a mexican pizza, a gordita, a bean burrito (no onions of course) and big fat bucket of original recipe chicken. Suddenly lights appeared in his rear view mirror, and to his disgust (and to his stomachs disgust) he was being pulled over by a cop.
This bitch receives his ticket and proceeds to my house for fun n games. When he gets here he is all flustered, and pissed off for two reasons. 1- he got a ticket that is going to cost him $201 dollars, and 2- mama’s gut is still hungry. I tried foolishly to make Gary Jr. laugh because after all laughter heals all wounds. How wrong I was, for I was about to learn what really heals all wounds for Gary Jr. Just as I mentioned Benutty’s horrifying cellulite thighs, Gary Jr. spins around (which took longer than you would think), flares his cow nostrils, and kicks me in the balls.
For the next 5 minutes all I saw was white, but I could hear muddled voices in the back ground. Was Nick about to go off on Gary Jr…. toss his inhaler and wallet out the window and drag his ass out by his utters? No… I was paralized. Defeated. Dead. Once I regained conscience I notice Gary Jr. was ok now. He was no longer angry, or bitter, but girlllll… was he hungry!
So to answer your question… Gary Jr. would win.
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The Game of Things
Jan 20th
So we recently played The Game of Things, and I thought I would share some of the answers that were given. I won’t tell you what they were answering, but you can just use your imagination.
- Your virginity to a troll
- The food lost and stuck in Gary Jr.’s belly flap
- Your fucking dirty cunt whore pussing pussy filth. God will smite thee and now it shall be Adam & Steve, the guy on the other side of the garden.
- Crotch rot
- You fucking bitch
- Now can I stick it in your butt?
- Anything physical
- Wait Nick’s age? If Nick’s age, then anything involving the use of hips. Otherwise, I’d say going to law school.
- Making out with Megan Fox… er… I mean a tranny who looks like Megan Fox.
- You’re wearing an afro wig and bling getting fucked by a troll
- STD’s, wrap your shit up Alfie
- Nick, Benutty, Gary Jr. and other farm animals
- Hand jobs, blow jobs, rimming, riding, S&M… you get it.
- Benutty pretending to die. That troll can’t act, and he doesn’t get a joke.
You Know What I Hate?
Jan 18th
I hate stupid fat bitches who insist on wearing belly shirts… wow I didn’t realize some girls have treasure trails… <vomit>… put on a shirt that fits whore! That’s right… I said it.
So What! Who Cares?!?
Jan 7th
I went out to lunch with Nick. And I couldn’t find my napkin. Not on the floor. Not in the booth. When I stood up to leave the restaurant, it fell out from under my belly flap where I had left it.
So what! Who cares?!?