Posts tagged bam

You Know What I Hate?

I hate nervous pooping. There is nothing worse than when you are about to do something that you are nervous about, and BAM!… the poops hit you. I remember last year when we did the drag show on my birthday and the whole time I was waiting I had to poop so bad. It always hits you at the most annoying time too. Like when you are on the bus heading to a job interview, or on the way to a first date. It is just so annoying. They are almost as annoying as the poops you have the day after you go out drinking heavily. Of course they don’t smell as bad as those, or any of Gary Jr.’s or Benutty’s poops… those are down right deadly. Anyways that was just a thought I had today.

Shouldn’t Have Said It Then

Nick is a bitch, but Gary Jr. is still mad at me for ruining her and everyone else’s Marina and the Diamonds experience so I had to talk to Nick today.

Monday July 12, 12:30 pm

Benutty
i wanna bring over the strobe light and maybe we can put my performance songs into iMovie and see what we’re working with

Nick
you should just come over tonight stupid bitch..  no one ever sees you anymore..

Benutty
oh you cow
and excuse me i see you all the time

Nick
eoh

Benutty
and Alfie doesnt see me because Alfie is a little “i dont return text messages” bitch
and Jay likes not seeing me

Nick
oh..  yea
lol

Benutty
bam
“bam” is the new “that’s right, i said it.”

Nick
um.. thats so 5 years ago emeril lagasse

Benutty
hello, trends rotate!

Nick
not that quickly
thats right.. i said it